Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners March 4, 2016

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was YUGE! Over 300 captions! Everyone certainly rose to the challenge which means…DOUBLE WINNERS FOR EACH PLACE! There were way too many fantastic captions to honor, so make sure you read through all of them. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rick Adams) – “Dicktator

(yetanotherjohn) – “Trump has this over Hillary, Trump would have killed Vincent Foster with his own hands.

2) (David Robertson) – “Trump: “Let me count how many times that Paul Hooson will post a lame joke in this week’s Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 … Damn, I need more fingers.”

(Vagabond661) – ““No wait…I got it now. Here’s the Church, here’s the STEEPLE. Open the door and see all the people. There, you see? I am a good Christian. Unlike Rubio who burned down a church when he was young.’

3) (Leland) – “I’m going to close my eyes, count to ten and then 5 branches of our federal government will be deleted.

(Paul Hooson) – “Some parents across the country: “Hey you kids better leave the room! This isn’t appropriate for you to listen to. This is a Republican debate…”.

4) (rodney dill) – “The hair apparent to the Presidency of the United States.

(fustian24) – “At this rate I think Jerry Springer should host the next debate.

5) (914) – “The number of states cruz will never win..

(retired military) – “I’m not sure what is going on here but I am sure it will be followed by an increase in Trump’s poll numbers.

6) (Brian Brandt) – “Give America the finger? I’ll give America ALL the fingers.

(cathymv) – “Hands up, baby, hands up
Gimme your vote, gimme, gimme your vote
Give it, give it

Hands up, baby, hands up
Gimme your vote, gimme, gimme
All your love, all your love

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Bird66) – “Fool Hand Luke

And a couple more for this record setting event:

(RestlessLegs) – “Is that in millimeters?

(Jwb1001) – “How many positions do you have on everything?

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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