What the heck, it’s a good night for a midweek caption contest. Caption this suddenly relevant again picture.
I’ll select a couple finalist this evening and then put those up for a vote tomorrow…
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Kerry: Calm down already, I only want one picture!!
Pumpkin: Let Me go You tomato killer!
DRUDGEBREAKING: Once believed to be only a myth these newly released photographs provide proof that the elusive Ass-Squash does exist.
what’s happening above the terrified Shih Tzu from the last contest
I have as much of a chance of becoming President as I have of passing this out my butt.
Kerry on the right before botox.
Kerry on the left after botox.
’06 Election returns:
– Kerry, 1 vote.
– Pumpkin, 4328 votes.
Noting voting irregularities, lawyers for the Kerry camp stated “We believe that the Pumpkin Coalition were consorting with ACORN’s. We will be filing a temporary injunction on the results.”
News at 11….
“Me & the Mrs… REPORTING FOR DUTY!”
See this scar here? This is how I earned my purple hearts.
This, America, is a watermelon….
ooops, i mean a pumpkin – but I will NOT apologize!!!
Yes, I know I’m a big pussy, but I have great hair, plus Mommy TaRaZa gives me a weekly allowance. See what I bought this week.
Can I climb in this and hide?
Hey look….Hillary’s ass before plastic surgery!
“I’m told it’s used in a ritual of the common people, the stupid ones. I believe it has something to do with pretending to be something you’re not and getting candy for it. Perhaps my team should research this so I can be up on it.”
“Can you believe it?!?!” With all her millions, this is the best pumpkin my wife could get!!!!
….and the winner of the John F. Kerry look alike contest is….
Spittin’ Image
“Can someone PLEASE tell Dick Cheney that he’s no William Tell and I’m not gonna put this on my head!”
“This is where I store my brains.”
Yes, I did spend Christmas in Cambodia but this punkin reminds me that I also spent Halloween there. Oh the memory of those young Cambodian kids Trick-or-Treating is Seared, SEARDED into my memory.
“OK now, which is the fruit and which is the vegetable?”
Notice that his mouth is shut???
“I didn’t steal it! I got this in the neighborhood of make-believe near the castle from Mr. McFeely…”
After successful outpatient surgery, John Kerry displays his latest polyp.
Tahrayza: “Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
JFK: “Ce n’est pas un banane, ma cherie, c’est un tres grand courgette! Quel surprise!”
Pumpkin and Scarecrow set for $149.95
last one, free delivery….
The pumpkin apologized….
“Take the picture quick! This thing is heavy and I’m sweating under the spotlights with this coat on.”
I’ve got to tell Al Gore that this is proof of global warming. We grow really big peaches here in Massachusetts since the growing season is longer.
(sorry if this was taken already”
“You know I voted for Halloween before I voted against it”
“This is the gallstone that I effortlessly passed!”
This is a pumpkin. This is your mind on stupidity.
“Unlike me, this pumpkin won’t begin to smell until November 7.”
… and if your arthritis is really bad soak one of these in gin, but you only have to eat one a day.