It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday soon…
Update: Winners announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.
Save a mouse!
Eat a Pussy!
Why don’t we shoot her up with some experimental drugs and see what happens?
(Woman, to self): “Never, never again will I mess around with a married man…”
(Man, to woman): “Ma’am, I hear what you are saying, they are so wrong to be keepin’ these animals in here like this. Hey, ya know, you look hungry, howsabout I buy you a burger?”
Mom, can I pet the . . . (NO YOU CANT!)
Yet another example of “Better Living Through Science,” brought to you by the good folks at “Dr. Moreau’s Genetic Research Laboratory and Abortion Clinic.”
Aqui, La pucha !
When I was in the Broadway version the costumes just looked painted on.
“Ya’ know,I think you’re right son…those are her tits hanging out!”
DAD: The sign says “I will work for food”.
MOM: I don’t care, I still don’t like Ronnie Earle’s approach.
SON: When I grow up I’m never gonna’ keep my pussy in a cage!
DAUGHTER: (turns away, unconcerned)… Whatever!
Once hoped to be extinct, a Spotted Nude Peta was recently taken into captivity in the wilds of Washington, D.c.
“Now that some of the Hurricane evacuees are returning to New Orleans, it’s apparent that some of the survivors were treated like animals.”
(aside) “Just awhile longer Soledad,I think this is working”…
Back to you Wolf..
The Barcelona Zoo’s minimalist verison of Cats had a surprisingly strong run.
“you can take my fur, but you’ll never take my stuffed tiger ears.”
Tony says “They’re GGGGGRRRRREEEEEAAT!! ” and now i know what he means. You should see them from this angle.
Mommy and I are going to go over to talk to the man now about whether we can bring her home tonight for Uncle John. You can stay here and watch her.
“So what do you call this act anyway?”
“The Aristocats!”
Winner of the Garfield look-alike contest announced.
New reality program on Fox matches people made up like tigers against real tigers in one on one cage fights.
Exxon, struggling with the recent CATastrophies in the Gulf, figured a new marketing strategy featuring a hotter tiger in their ads, might help ease some of the stress at the pumps. This little number, code named Katrina, was set to tour the Washington area gas stations first where she would have the most impact.
Why are you taking the picture from over there? You can’t read the sign. My what is showing…..?!
I swear, all I did was miss the litter box once.
Groups from around the nation clamored to help the abandoned pets from the New Orleans area. This little tiger was found chewing on her own tail in the French Quarter.
In addition to warning the public about the dangers of a potential pandemic bird flu, the World Health Organization also wanted to make fthe public aware of the spread of Cat Scratch Fever, likely to be a pandemic by 2008.
Yes, that’s it look this way, kitty. Fucking kid, would you just back up? I can’t photoshop you out, my laptop crashed.
My tail? Well it’s kind of tucked under here between my legs, you know. Touching my pussy.
No, Ted told me that I was supposed to stay right here until he came back. I can’t go home with you, John. Besides I don’t like West Virginia.
At last, proof of Intelligent Design!
My agent said “Catwoman” but i expected a different role. No wonder they said i needn’t worry about trying the costume on. These fucking tiger ears are all one size fits all. When I get done with this, I’m going to go claw my agent to death.
It wouldn’t be so bad, if they’d give me food and water, and untie my hands from the cage. Come to think of it, it still would be pretty bad.
Plame tries on her Halloween costume….
I’ll clean the cage.
Michael Jackson, the boy who would never grow up in his fantasy home “Neverland”, read his second book “The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe” while on vacation recenlty. He decided that it was time to change his image. The sign reads “This cage is for your protection.”
Martin Bashir released this photograph of Michael Jackson at a Paris zoo. “The zoo was supposed to be closed today”, said Jackson, “so that I could enjoy it with my children.” Bashir released the photo after a check he received from Jackson for $250,000 reportedly bounced.
Timmy, it was either that cage or a burlap bag.
Hickey Mouse was always a favorite.
Uh, I don’t have a caption, but there’s a much better angle here of a the same stunt you might want to see. (No, I don’t mean you can read the sign better.)
A PETA protest turned inappropriate for families today when a blood-on-the-fur-coat victim from years back sought revenge with paint thinner.
Dad, I think I might want to be a left wing whacko when I grow up.
This calls for a musical caption
Crouching Tiger, One Eyed Dragon
“Mommy mommy what is the lady doing?”
“Son she is part of group called PETA”
“Daddy daddy what does PETA stand for”
“People Eat Tiny Animals”
“gee Dad I can see see why”
Lion in the ruff!
Cindy Sheehan’s fantasy of her sentence for disturbing the peace…
Watch out boy she’ll chew you up!
Don’t touch, son. That’s what we call jail bait.
WaPo: Bush not able to advance agenda!
Irony: Woman who supports abortion attempting to teach ethical lessons to others.
The last of the Clinton whitehouse pets has been captured and removed, it will be shipped to the Clinton library for display.
look daddy it’s a PETA pussy just like you told me about if I say how much I love animals will I really get a free humping?
Supermodel Kate Moss lost three modeling contracts last week after admitting to a cocaine addiction. This week she voluntary committed herself to an experimental new rehab program, which would allow her to remain in the public eye.
This cat’s breath smells like bean curd.