This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ features a long time favorite. Just as long as I didn’t have to look at Biden or Cuomo’s faces.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (fustian24) – “The realization that Trump was far superior to Biden in every way just hit Merkel with a bang!”
(yetanotherjohn) – “Angela keeps adding up the numbers, but it is the same every time … Trump really did win.”
2) (Porkopolis) – “42”
(ulley) – “Boris Johnsons new makeover raised a few eyebrows.”
3) (Vagabond661) – “What you see when you’ve been vaccinated.”
(guido81_MA) – “Hmmm, circles + Merkel…..I’d like to solve the puzzle, Pat: Circle Jerk!”
4)(retired military) – “Merkel “Biden likes his ice cream like he likes his Afghanistan withdrawl. Rocky road””
(Patrick_McHargue) – “You’re feeling sleepy, sleepy… Now, more funding for NATO! Also, Russian oil is good!”
5) (Rick Adams) – ““When the hell is Trump coming back? I suck at this.””
(Kaptain Krude) – ““I feel I must tell you, we didn’t start der fuhrer, it was always burning, since the world’s been turning.””
6) (Mike) – “The answer is “pi”. Putting “Cutie” in front of it gets you an all expense paid weekend in Dusseldorf!”
(Brian Brandt) – “O.K., we get it . . . you can calculate pi to 10,000 decimal places, but can you solve your immigration problem?”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Paul Hooson) – “The worst TWILIGHT ZONE reboot ever?”
AND
(sarahconnor21) – “Vayne’s Vorld
Vayne’s Vorld” (Thanks!)
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(rodney dill) – “No one is going to eat that Pi.”
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(RockThisTown) – ““The chart behind me is a digital diagram of one of Joe’s sentences.””
Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:
(cathymv) – “Merkel calculating the chance of Hillary becoming President to the nth degree!”
Best Banter Weight:
(Tom Morrow) – “Let’s do the time warp, again.”
Best Kamala:
(BluesHarper) – ““Who do I have to blow to get Trump back?””
Best reference to a previous caption contest:
(Mary Gehman) – ““…When I look at last week’s Wizbang’s caption contest picture…I think ‘Ach…Tongue’…””
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
