It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday soon…
Update: Winners announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.
Leaky’s discovery not only revolutionized our thinking of our evolutionary origin, but opened the national discourse about human-normative sexual repression.
“That’s the last time I get drunk and pass out at a college party.”
My friend Pat, arrested for bestiality.
Trap, nude ‘er and return.
mmmmmmmm… tastes like chicken.
Upon seeing this photograph, the ACLU, New York Times, CBS and NBC petition the court for her immediate release and the release of all the pictures associated with her capture, saying the abuse of PETA memebers is “systemic” and goes “straight to the White House”.
“Better stay away for her son, the male Kzin are fierce and very territorial, there’s bound to be one around here somewhere.”
Bill Clinton: “I never did like that d@mn dog anyway, I think I’m really a cat person . . . yea, that’s the ticket.”
dyslexic dad: I’d like to catch some tail by that tiger.
The Democrats may have finally hit on a campaign issue to attract the NASCAR dad to their party. They showed what was possible in combining the DNA of a cat with an exotic dancer and proposed legislation to make such genetic modifications widely available. But early polling shows while the idea was popular with men (92% for and 8% against unless it could be done with a male cat and dancer), women were strongly opposed (82% against, 5% for if it would get them a little peace from their husband and 13% against unless bisexual exotic dancers were used).
Why is my lawyer taking so long with that uncoerced waiver! Damn, I forgot, I was the one who sourced the stunt.
Little Jimmy suddenly has a fantasy about being raised as a feral child.
Kid: “Hey, Tiger! Nice Rack!”
Tonya the Tiger – a Frosted Flake…
Please, spade or nueter your cat before this happens again
Lions, tigers, bears. Oh my.
Why the “F” did I ask for a puppy!
This is what happens when you don’t meet your quota with Mary Kay. You get to promote the “Halloween Basket of Fun.”
That is the biggest pussy I’ve ever seen!!!
Pussycat Dolls initiation
How ’bout them Bengals?
(FWIW, the entry before mine – by sentinel – should have been posted twice.)
“They’re Grrrrrrr-eat!”
FOR THE LAST TIME, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY CANARY?
Legendary screen star and spokesperson for PETA, Brigitte Bardot models her idea of a fake fur coat as an alternative to real fur coats made from the mindless slaughter of fur-bearing animals.
Zsa Zsa: Would you like to pet my pussy?
Johnny: Sure, if you’d get that cat out of the way first!
I’ll take two!
Kid in the stroller thought bubble. Are those full of milk?
Woman in cage: “All things considered, I’d rather be wearing a traditional Bavarian dress and drinking beer.”
Daddy, what are those things on her chest?
Only after twenty years do the horrible side effects of the Frosted Flakes diet manifest themselves
The zoo’s newest addition: the pussy cat.
She wears nothing by day but fox at night.
Feral moonbat captured in Spain. Spanish authorities decide to spay and then release.
A Public Service Alert for School Children:
This raging teacher, formerly on the prowl, has been caught, convicted and incarcerated.
Arriving for the matinee of the hit musical CATS, theatre goers are surprised to see the newest cast member dropped off curbside.
For the first time, the zoo’s male visitors were anxious to see a cat bathe itself.
Hobbs, find out if she has a friend for me!!!!!
Spanish version of hit play “Cats” opens with limited budget, mixed reviews.
Female tiger impersonator arrested, jailed after attack on Corn Flakes factory.
Detroit baseball fan declares she’ll live in cage until Tigers win pennant.
Woman onlooker’s thoughts: While a little over the top, it is certainly a thought provoking display. It will surely get people talking, and there’s nothing wrong with a little open dialogue. I intend to discuss it at length with my husband later.
Male onlooker’s thoughts: Nice tits.
Caving in to the lone protesters demands the zoo immediately released the long held captive animals back into their natural environments, where they promptly starved to death.
Furries everywhere have taken their lifestyle a step further and created their very own Zoo’s.
Suffering a conflict of conscience after PETA members protested the keeping of animals in zoos, the directer of the Barcelona Zoo donated all zoo animals to the animal rights organization. The animals were quickly killed as per PETA’s policy on rescued and donated animals. Event organizers celebrated their victory long into the night at a star studded fundraising event.
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain, but idiots you can find about anywhere.
Sign reads:
Caution
Snapping Pussy
Keep fingers away
So what I need you to do is to get totally naked, wear these cute little cat ears, and climb into this cage…for?…Oh, well uhm…PETA!…thats it, PETA, its for PETA.
Now get naked, get in the cage, and I’ll be right back with my webcam.
Right then and there little Tim decided he was going to be a zookeeper.
“Here kitty, kitty, kitty! This dog has a bone he would like to bury.”
i would like to see her plight, if she would only stand up.
“I know son, you kind of think you might want to hit it, but then you wonder if she might have taken her “love” of animals a bit too far, in the biblical sense”
“It’s better to be safe than to be sorry, right daddy”
“That’s right son, better safe than sorry. Now let’s get out of here before a stray dog comes along, who know what might happen”
“No son, if you dress up in your Lion King costume, you CANNOT make a Liger.”