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I know nozink!
Stands with a fist!
What has two thumbs, a Kasier helm and likes to score? This guy!
Ich bin ein dufus!
Well this certainly puts the final nail in the coffin of that whole “Master Race” assertion.
A redneck born and bred
The Official Mascot of the World’s Most Boring Game.
Leader of the “Hamburg Cell” surveillance team.
4th Stooge sited in Italy
Done. The frickin Iranian whacko is down for the count.
After his rocketship Big Boy’s return to earth, Dr. Evil’s grandfather Kaiser Wilhelm shows his optimism about being able to take over the world–this time with the help of Iran’s president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the German and Iranian national teams and an “understanding” with FIFA officials.
Kraut Weinerschwitzel makes an appearance at the world cup of beer swilling championships.. Long live das Fuhrer..
“Thanks to this soccer fan’s nipple helmet, the giant soccer ball in the background – enlarged due to global warming – was deflated and an environmental disaster avoided at the World Cup.”
“Mein ‘stache, eine Bier, eine helmet zat rings. zese are a few of my favoritze things…”
Kaiser Soze? Is that you?
It’s cold.
“I just rubbed Viagra on my helmet!!”
The face of friendly fascism.
This guy must be one of those sophisticated Europeans I keep hearing about.
“Ja, bier uber alles!”
C’mon, pull my finger!
Now you listen to me. I did have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
Multi-color WWI-retro Kaiser III work helmet–55 marks.
German flag cheek paintings–40 Marks
World Cup ’06 jersey (in English) in German national team colors–144 marks
Father’s multiple war crimes forgotten–priceless.
German’s newest safety device for World Cup riders: the Bruststurzhelm with erectable nipple for extra impact protection.
“Kraut In A Can.”
HEY LOOK CORNEL KLINK I FOUND DA LOST IRON CROSS FROM LAST YEARS WHOOPIE PARTY
“My name’s Helmut Goldstein; today, once again,
I resisted the urge to kill myself. Yahoo!!!”
1) It’s the annual German butt-plug festival. I don’t know what that hat’s for, though.
2) The buddy Geist.
Give me header.
He runs out on the field. And just before getting smashed by a soccer ball, the worlds smallest German idiot gives a big thumbs-up! for the game.
“Vee are zee champions — of zee vorld … ”
(the Queen lyrics)
Feel like your Farfrompoopin’ try Nimrod’s new constipation relief.
It has become very apparent that Germany security at the World Cup is a failure….all sorts of terrorists have managed entry to the games.
Despite an intensive two-year search, Hans was unable to find the giant soccer ball reputedly hidden in Berlin.
The new uniforms dictated by the Versailles Treaty were what actually started the second war…
Willkommen to Düsseldork!
Until tomorrow, I’m Reinheardt Burgermeister – You stay classy, Berlin!”
Ah, Germany, where gay marriage is not just legal, but apparently the only option.
When President Abadanutjob’s deputy arrives, we’ll kick the crap out of him. YES!
Sprechen Sie Dork?
Ellen Degeneres visits world cup soccer.
I represent the lollipop kids,the lollipop kids,the lollipop kids, and in the name of the lollipop kids, i wish to welcome You to Munchgin land..
Deutschbag!
Dinkle Acker!
Dinkle Acker!
Huh, Huh, Huh!
Yah, just guess where my other tattoo is hiding!