It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Boy: “Dad… who tells the awfullist Amish jokes?”
Dad: “who son?”
Boy: “Awww crap…. you guessed it.”
Good one!
Is he on first?
You’ll never guess who gets the basketball scholarship from the Obama administration.
An attractive Amish girl told her mom that her hands were cold on their buggy ride. Her mom told her to put her hands between her legs to warm them up. She told a boyfriend about this. He told her, my penis is stiff from the cold. But, the young woman soon complained when it made a mess when it thawed out….
Breastfeeding has many positive benefits, experts say.
“Hey, Abram is that one of those new 2014 Hyundai model buggies?”.
The MSM entirely bypassed reporting on Occupy Lancaster.
The Amish appear to be shunning my jokes.
No, they’ve just turned their backs on you 🙂
“Look at the breasts and legs on that one! That’s a fine farm cow!”.
5 guys waiting for Paul Hoosan’s next Wizbang comment. Paul’s the 6th one at the fence.
6 contestants in the Mattel ‘Amish Ken-doll’ look-alike contest.
Mini-Me felt more at home with the Amish once he placed lasers on the heads of their cows.
The Amish pop sensation “The Backwoods Boys” were disfellowshipped after this racy album cover was released.
The Amish move into the 20th century, sporting the always stylish “Moe Howard” look.
If the Amish weren’t known for their honesty and work ethic, 0bama would consider these men for NASA Director, head of the FAA, Technology Czar, GM Czar, and NRO Director
I understand the idea behind no cars, electricity, etc. But what’s up with the glasses.
Memo? What memo?
Next time you go to watch the “gopher races” bring a girl.
The Amish version of “League of Their Own” – “A Leagueth of Thine Owneth” – didn’t garner the same critical acclaim.
Finally, an Obama green energy initiative that is actually working. They grow hay, feed it to the horse, the horse pulls the buggy.
Oh those madcap Amish with their wild fashion sense. Do you see how far up he has rolled those sleeves?
First Amish: Good afternoon.
Second Amish: Afternoon
First Amish: Ah, lovely day isn’t it?
Third Amish: Ar, ’tis that.
First Amish: Are you here on holiday or…?
Fourth Amish: No, no, We live ‘ere.
First Amish: Oh, jolly good. I say, those ARE sheep aren’t they?
Second Amish: Yeh
First Amish: Yes yes, I though so. Only, why are they up in the trees?
Third Amish: A fair question and one that in recent weeks ‘as been much on my mind. It’s my considered opinion that they’re nestin’.
First Amish: Nesting?
Fourth Amish: Aye.
First Amish: Like birds?
Second Amish: Exactly. Birds is the key to the whole problem. It’s my belief that these sheep are laborin’ under the misapprehension that they’re birds. Observe their behavior. Take for a start the sheeps’ tendency to ‘op about the field on their back legs. Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice that they do not so much fly as… plummet. (Baaa baaa… flap flap… thud.) Observe for example that ewe in that oak tree. She is clearly trying to teach her lamb to fly. (baaaaa… thud) Talk about the blind leading the blind.
First Amish: Yes, but why do they think they’re birds?
Third Amish: Another fair question. One thing is for sure, the sheep is not a creature of the air. They have enormous difficulty in the comparatively simple act of perchin’. (Baaa baaa… flap flap… thud.) As you see. As for flight its body is totally unadapted to the problems of aviation. Trouble is, sheep are very dim. Once they get an idea in their ‘eads, there’s no shiftin’ it.
First Amish: But where did they get the idea from?
Fourth Amish: From Harold. He’s that sheep over there under the elm. He’s that most dangerous of animals, a clever sheep. He’s the ring leader. He has realized that a sheep’s life consists of standin’ around for a few months and then bein’ eaten. And that’s a depressing prospect for an ambitious sheep. He’s patently hit on the idea of escape.
First Amish: Well why don’t you just get rid of Harold?
Small Amish Boy: Because of the enormous commercial possibilities should he succeed.
Promotional poster for “Amish Buns of Steel.”
N’Sync reunion.
Supplies needed for Amish haircut:
Scissors.
Large Bowl.
Spectators watching the Amish NHRA Championships. This year a buggy powered by two horses and a parachute broke the speed records by going to 0-15mph in the quarter mile.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.