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Kevin
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Eat it Jesse
At least I can’t do any worse than Madeline Albright.
“I’m Condoleezza Rice and…you’re not.”
Condaleeza Rice can barely contain her smile after hearing that major democrat contributor David Geffen has deemed Hillary Clinton unelectable and “an incredibly polarizing figure” to a hearty round of applause in New York City.
African American History…..
Not shown in Picture: Ted Kennedy choking on a dinner roll.
I too have a dream.
Ah, so that’s what Condi was smelling… Travis the Troll!
The future second black woman President of the United States of America (after Billory).
They were right. When you stand on Barbara Boxer’s head – you DO get and extra 2 inches to your height. Hey! Is that Ted Kennedy over at the open bar? Who am I kidding? OF COURSE it is.
“Y’all can talk about history; I’m making history.”
“…and as of this moment, ANYONE who uses the phrase ‘like white on Rice’ will face SEVERE legal penalties.”
J.
No – I’m not related to Uncle Ben’s.
No, I don’t know what this ‘Kos’ person looks like, but here’s my Oliver Willis imitation…
Why is that perv Gannon sitting next to my hubby …uuhh I mean the President.
“Prince Charles confided to me that he now wishes he could be my tampon.”
Jay – I had one with that train of thought, but decided against it. Yours is better anyways….
I never asked what my country could do for me…. I HAVE always asked what I CAN DO FOR MY COUNTRY!
“Waitress. Waitress.” Howard Dean.
….mmmm, did i shut off the iron?…
Martin Luther King, Jr.’s dream coming true . . . courtesy of the Republican Party.
“The only way you, as a de facto arm of the Democrat Party, could get this many Afro-American secretarys-of-state in the room was to invite me, a Republican. Uh, well actually, I guess you could also have invited my predecessor, another Republican.”
“It ain’t commissioner of baseball, but it ain’t hay.”
Picture from the wardroom of the USS Condoleezza Rice.
“My girdle is killing me!”
deal with it!
. o O (I just hope I don’t get mugged on my way home)
Someone please tell Howard Dean to fetch me a glass of water before I SCREAM!
. . .
Yeeeeeaaaaaargh!
FREEDOM: God’s Gift, my Purpose.
“Blessed is The Lord, my Rock, Who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle; my Help that never fails, my Fortress, my Strong Tower and my Refuge, my Shield in Which I trust, He Who puts nations under my feet…Happy are the people in such a case as ours; happy the people who have The Lord for their God.” Psalms 144: 1, 2…15.
And the dhimmicrats said she couldn’t do it.
p0wned
McGeehee… I thought she was a big football fan, not baseball.
SecState Condi Rice paused to gather her psychic “gi” before putting her hands on her hips and delivering the most powerful headshake in African-American History.
oO(Heh! Let’s roll…)
i am not a racist and i dont hate black woman, but i know if she is not a black woman, she would never have touched the job. i think afirmative action sucks. why should qualified white people suffer? anyone has the balls to speak up on this insted of being nice and political correct?
It’s time African Americans stop using the underground railroad, stop admitting inferiority, stop begging for aid. Condi Rice requests African Americans to abandon the failed policies of the democrats and embrace true freedom within the GOP. If African Americans remain blindly loyal to the democratic party they will forever remain on the fringes of society.
… and then Howard Dean asked if I was on the “hotel wait staff”.
rodger, i agree with what u said but also blacks are dems in this case with the gimme gimme gimme post slavery mentality .
ps I noticed blacks like alan keys from the caribeans dont have the same lazy mentality. is rice from haiti?
Thankful that she has no children involved in creating the amateur African American History sign
Condi Rice tries to contain her relief.
>McGeehee… I thought she was a big football fan, not baseball.
You could be right. I remembered she once said she’d rather be commissioner of [whichever pro sport] than run for president, and perhaps I remembered the wrong sport.
I’ll bet she’s glad she isn’t commissioner of the NHL right about now…
what what what? did the sign spell wrong or something???
…the amateur African American History sign…
The font on the sign is “Papyrus,” I believe. I have it installed on my computer, among others.
is rice from haiti?
Alabama.
its the last thing i want to hear is librels spelling police correcting people spelling and grammer.
mcge i see, i think rice has the nice cleopatra egytian queen look.
ok i have to say it, i don’t think she is hot or pretty. i read a lot of people said otherwise.
what do yall sincerely think?
Archive: President Rice seen here at a 2005 speech.
keely hell no, i rather have jeb or gary bauer.