Weekend Caption Contest™

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1. cowboy blob February 18, 2005

   I’m Making it!
2. david February 18, 2005

   “I’m Condi Rice, and I’m a WHOOOOLE lotta woman!”
3. mcg February 18, 2005

   “Thanks for inviting me to speak today. I believe you’re the first largely liberal audience to actually acknowledge that I’m black.”
4. liberalstastelikechicken February 18, 2005

   DEFINED.
5. Hesa Indepodium February 18, 2005

   GEORGE! Stop that! I’m trying to give a speech!
6. Tom Blogical February 18, 2005

   I’m Secretary of State, I am!

   (You know…it’s a play on “I’m Henry the VIIIth, I am!”. Right. If I hafta explain it, not good enough to win…)
7. Bryan February 18, 2005

   “…And now, SecState. Robert Byrd has got to be crapping his underoos about now…”
8. rocketman February 18, 2005

   Small voice inside…

   “Hillary Who?”
9. OneDrummer February 18, 2005

   Howard Dean can kiss my ass!
10. mesablue February 18, 2005

    Damn Right!
11. OneDrummer February 18, 2005

    44 is a good nickname to have, isn’t it?
12. Randy N. Townley, M.A. February 18, 2005

    Powell has left the building!
13. DD February 18, 2005

    A Star is Born!!!
14. OneDrummer February 18, 2005

    John Kerry – nuance this….
15. twolaneflash February 18, 2005

    I’m thinking it, but I’m not going to say it!
16. twolaneflash February 18, 2005

    Anything you can do, I can do better!
17. Remy Logan February 18, 2005

    I know a lot of you would rather be seeing a liberal white male standing here, than this country’s first black female Secretary of State. Just get over it, okay.
18. oej February 18, 2005

    In the words of Brother Richard…Kiss My Rich Black Ass!
19. Kathleen February 18, 2005

    You think the DNC could get this many people of intelligence into a single room?
20. OneDrummer February 18, 2005

    Say it loud… I’m black, i’m proud…. and I earned it!!!
21. Keely February 18, 2005

    2008?
22. m February 18, 2005

    “Hi, Mom!”
23. The Zero Boss February 18, 2005

    Yeah, that’s right, I’m here – so FUCK y’all.
24. Amelia Rosales February 18, 2005

    Hello, World!!! Ready or not, here I come!
25. Laurence Simon February 18, 2005

    “I can’t wait for the Presidency, so I’m running for Pope.”
26. Newzilla February 18, 2005

    Brothers, I learned a long time ago to imagine the audience was naked … will someday say Amen!
27. arb February 18, 2005

    Nobody does it better
    Makes me feel sad for the rest
    Nobody does it half as good as you
    Baby you’re the best.
28. D. Carter February 18, 2005

    Some read about Afro-American history; I’m MAKING it.
29. D. Carter February 18, 2005

    Howard Dean is vanquished by the “kitchen help”.
30. oej February 18, 2005

    Kathleen should win it… Excellent post!

    oej
31. Kevin P. Craver February 19, 2005

    Mr. Dean, this hotel staffer would like to say, for the record, that Ben & Jerry’s sucks.
32. Henry February 19, 2005

    With Depends, I can do anything!
33. Henry February 19, 2005

    Yep, my husband discovered Viagra!
34. Hodink February 19, 2005

    “Alive, famous and positively significant? Wynton, Tiger, Beyonce, Nelson, B.B., Oprah, Usher, Colin, Shaq, Obama, Cosby, Foxx, Angelou, Quincy, Snoop, Justice Clarence, Muhammad Ali, “Dr. J”, Queen Latifah and me. Why?”
35. Henry February 19, 2005

    With my first AA meeting, I’d like to say that my name is Condi and I’m a conservative…..
36. Henry February 19, 2005

    Raise your hands if your sure!
37. Henry February 19, 2005

    Think any democrats can get this many white people in one room? Too bad we don’t have the serving staff here!
38. Al February 19, 2005

    One of the key points of President Rice’s career was near the beginning, when she, as Secretary of State, seduced the European Union into getting a clue.
39. Hermoine February 19, 2005

    “In conclusion, I have developed a new lipstick called Condi Apple Red. I invite you ladies and those men among you who wear lipsick to try it.”
40. Hermoine February 19, 2005

    ooops … lipstick
41. Eric February 19, 2005

    Dy-No-Mite!!!!
42. Henry February 19, 2005

    Hooked on Phonics worked for Me!
43. Henry February 19, 2005

    (whispering) psst psst miz rice, its your turn to speak…miz rice…
44. Cybrludite February 19, 2005

    .oO( What the HELL did the last speaker have for supper last night? Smells like a feedlot up here… )
45. Travis February 19, 2005

    Bwahwah. Who cares about black history month??? More liberal politcal correct BS. I would fire all the token blacks and Mexicans if I were President Bush. Ban abortion first and afirmative action next.
46. Travis February 19, 2005

    “I have no talents, but since I am a black woman, I become the secretary of state. White men can kiss my ass!”
47. Henry February 19, 2005

    If only Tomas Jefferson could see me now….
48. Robert February 19, 2005

    “So I told him…GW, I said, we cannot give the Rainbow Coalition to Canada in exchange for more Mexicans. It’s not going to fly, and I don’t want to hear any more about it. I don’t care what Rove says.”
49. Beth February 19, 2005

    I’m Secretary of State, I am!
    Secretary State, I am! I am!

    (Helping Tom Blogical out here…If you add the second sentence, which established the rythym, you don’t need further explanation. )
50. -S- February 19, 2005

    “Yes, I am the Secretary of State.

    “No, I do not live in a van down by the river.”
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