Weekend Caption Contest™

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1. SilverBubble February 19, 2005

   “Must… not… laugh… at the Democratic Party’s ineptitude!”
2. LagunaDave February 19, 2005

   “Some say it’s a big deal that I’m the first African-American woman Secretary of State. I say: You ain’t seen nothing yet!”
3. Travis February 19, 2005

   laguna dawg, great lines, does she say that in rap?
4. LastLaughWins February 19, 2005

   If I’d known my picture at the conservative Wizbangblog would elicit this many leftwing trolls exposing themselves as racists, I’d have sent them an autographed photo sooner!

   She who has the last laugh, wins!
5. Travis February 19, 2005

   Exactly wins, left wing loosers with inferior complex love to call others racists.
6. The WASP February 19, 2005

   When I’m done with Dead he’ll be lucky if he can get a job on the hotel wait staff.

   Don’t forget to enter the cartoon contest!
7. tom February 19, 2005

   It’s true! In America you CAN do anything!
8. Pat February 19, 2005

   See, Jesse and Al.

   If I’d believed your “victim” crap, I’d be a crack-addicted, single mother of five, on welfare.
9. Tom Hanna February 19, 2005

   “That should remind us, each and every one of us, African American, European American, whatever we are, that the important thing that the founders left to us was not a perfect America by any means, but an America that had principles that allowed impatient patriots to appeal to those principles and to tell America to be true to itself.”

   Sorry, that’s just what she actually said.
10. blueguitarbob February 19, 2005

    African American _Present_
11. Fustian February 20, 2005

    Say, Bubba. I think you’re on to something here. She IS black.

    Shucks, Ah guess I hadn’t noticed…
12. Fustian February 20, 2005

    Condi shares a stage with all of the black Clinton cabinet members.
13. jcrue February 20, 2005

    I am African American History.
14. Rodney Dill February 20, 2005

    “Gee, I’m almost as famous a Michael Jordan, and almost as powerful as Tiger Woods. and almost as well liked as Oprah, and …”
15. Rodney Dill February 20, 2005

    “You like me, You really like me!”
    (obligatory Sally Fields reference)
16. Jeff Blogworthy February 20, 2005

    “I’m bad”
17. ClusterChuck February 20, 2005

    All your hotel staff are belong to me.
18. Kaptain Krude February 20, 2005

    Heh heh heh….I’ll have these Democratic b!7ches crying for mercy in no time at all!
19. Henry February 21, 2005

    I don’t know about you, but I sure overcame!
20. Smoke Eater February 22, 2005

    “WOW, I didn’t know Kerry could get both of his feet and both of Barbara Boxer’s feet in his mouth at the same time! Wait, now that he has the feet in, he’s shoving his head up Hillary’s A**!”
21. kamesen February 24, 2005

    And if you look hard enough, you can just barely see Bilbo Baggins trying to peek over the top of the podium…
22. Kevin February 25, 2005

    Update: Winners have been announced. Comments are now closed.
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