Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners October 7, 2016

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ featured a flat, cardboard caricature of a candidate. Actually, it was just a life size cutout of her. We had over 200 captions so we have double winners this week. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (jim-m) – “You can tell it’s a fake because there is no paramedic standing by.

(Retired military) – “Now we know how she plans to stay standing for the next 2 debates.

2) (Joe_Miller) – “Everybody smile. Say “Benghazi!”

(Brian Brandt) – “Hillary’s favorite pizza?

“Little seizures.”

3) (RestlessLegs) – “Then someone pressed the “talk” button, and the crowd rapidly dispersed.

(Scorpion) – “The scary clown costume makers are worried this Halloween.

4) (Mary Gehman) – “…the crowd decided on a ‘hag burning’ in lieu of a ‘flag burning’..

(Rick Adams) – “It’s crooked.

5) (fustian24) – “Perfect for a rousing game of Pin the Crime on the Donkey.

(yetanotherjohn) – “Sigh … can we go back to looking at the barmaid’s cleavage?

6) (Mike) – “Cardboard Hillary: A smaller carbon footprint than the real one!

(cathymv) – “Looks like the cardboard Hillary had a cankle lift

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(guido81_MA) – “It was only a cardboard cutout, but nobody noticed the difference.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(rodney dill) – “The only decision remaining was where to place the glory hole.

(Mike) – “Cardboard Hillary: Vulnerable to beavers!

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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