This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ featured a flat, cardboard caricature of a candidate. Actually, it was just a life size cutout of her. We had over 200 captions so we have double winners this week. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (jim-m) – “You can tell it’s a fake because there is no paramedic standing by.”
(Retired military) – “Now we know how she plans to stay standing for the next 2 debates.”
2) (Joe_Miller) – “Everybody smile. Say “Benghazi!””
(Brian Brandt) – “Hillary’s favorite pizza?
“Little seizures.””
3) (RestlessLegs) – “Then someone pressed the “talk” button, and the crowd rapidly dispersed.”
(Scorpion) – “The scary clown costume makers are worried this Halloween.”
4) (Mary Gehman) – “…the crowd decided on a ‘hag burning’ in lieu of a ‘flag burning’..”
(Rick Adams) – “It’s crooked.”
5) (fustian24) – “Perfect for a rousing game of Pin the Crime on the Donkey.”
(yetanotherjohn) – “Sigh … can we go back to looking at the barmaid’s cleavage?”
6) (Mike) – “Cardboard Hillary: A smaller carbon footprint than the real one!”
(cathymv) – “Looks like the cardboard Hillary had a cankle lift”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(guido81_MA) – “It was only a cardboard cutout, but nobody noticed the difference.”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(rodney dill) – “The only decision remaining was where to place the glory hole.”
(Mike) – “Cardboard Hillary: Vulnerable to beavers!”
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
