Winners Wizbang Caption Contest™ Week of July 29, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ provides a rare glimpse of Joe Biden outside his crate.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Brian Brandt) – “Joe, just turn the teleprompter around and let us read it ourselves.

(Dusty Pitts) – ““TOUCHDOWN!”

2) (McGeehee) – ““The recession that got away was THIS BIG!”

(rodney dill) – “Your $5 footlong now costs $12.50… You’re welcome.

3) (yetanotherjohn) – ““Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
Because I need a whole new set of voters.”

(Tom Morrow) – “I missed passing my mental competency test by this much.

4)(Rick Adams) – “One microphone for each side of his mouth.

(ulley) – “Breaking news-Bidens Glove Puppets caught Streaking.

5) (Par4Course) – “Biden describes the size of one of Karine Jean-Pierre’s lies.

(KaptainKrude) – ““…and so I shall repeat the line, and then I shall end the quote. and so I shall repeat the line, and then I shall repeat the line. And so I shall repeat the line, and then I shall repeat the line…”

Offstage: oh no, Craig! He’s on an unending loop! Quick, kill the power to his microphone, and I’ll get Dr. Jill to get him out of here!

6) (patricianmcc) – “Who are all you people and why are you staring at me?

(Vagabond661) – “Up! Up! And Away!!

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(guido81_MA) – “And you may find yourself living in a Delaware basement shack
And you may find yourself as the “leader” of the free world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large electric automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful White House, with a “doctor” wife
And you may ask yourself, “Well, how did I get here?”

Letting the days go by, riding my bike and falling down
Letting the days go by, keeping our oil underground
Who can I screw again, after Hunter’s money’s gone?
Worst president in a lifetime, take that oil from underground

And you may ask yourself, “Does that make sense to anyone, besides me?”
And you may ask yourself, “Where is that large electric automobile?”
And you may tell yourself, “This should be MAGA’s beautiful White House”
And you may tell yourself, “This is not a “real doctor” wife”

Not a joke, like it ever was
Not a joke, like it ever was…

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Retired military) – “HUnter “What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?”

Biden “One’s a vegetable?? I dont know”

Hunter “I wouldnt pay $200 for a lentil on my face”

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(Mike) – ““Corn Pop was a bad dude. He carried a switchblade this long!”

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(RockThisTown) – ““One in a million? So you’re telling me there’s a chance . . . . . Hillary will be President. Allll-riiiiiight!”

Best Banter Weight:

(Mary Gehman) – ““…come to papa, all you hair-sniffing, malarkey-spouting throbbing mattress kittens…”

Best reference to a previous caption contest”:

(EricSteel) – “Who knew that Nancy Pelosi’s rack was this big?

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™
Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™