Brittany’s cherry popper, Justin Timberlake, is making great strides in his quest to become a segment on VH1’s Where Are They Now?.
Headlines like this just make me all warm and fuzzy inside:
Justin Timberlake Joins Stones At Toronto Benefit, Gets Pelted With Garbage
Evidently the equally irrelevant Fred Durst was unavailable to make it a threesome with Mick.
LMAO! Oh Lord…can’t breathe.
Poetic justice. My day just got so much better. The public thanks you for bringing this to our attention. Turns out there is a God.
One day I’m going to walk into a mall and Justin Timberlake is going to be the rent-a-cop, and I’m going to laugh and laugh and laugh.
Thanks SO much for the line that will never leave my conscious mind, you bastard.
Brittany’s cherry-popper.
You really are a bastard, Kevin.
Everyone’s got to be famous for something… 10 years from now that’s what he’ll be famous for.
I was going to use Brittany fucker, but it just didn’t have the right feel. Good to know I picked a more memorable line.
As to being a bastard, guilty as charged…
You know, some of us actually like the guy…
Michele you have a teenage daughter… You get a pass on all things boy band. 🙂
it’s funny you laugh at him, he’s done more than any of you losers will ever do. yes, i’m talking to you.