This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was unusual in that one of the people featured in the photo contributed significantly to the actual captions. We also saw the rare dust-off of the “Most Appropriate” category, given that almost every caption fit the inappropriate bill. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (EricSteel) – “I want to send this to my friend Jeffrey Epstein.”
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(BluesHarper) – “Someone had to take up the slack since Michael Jackson died.”
2) (retired military) – “Child “I was suprised to see that Epstein committed suicide”
Biden “You should have seen how suprised he was””
3) (Brian Brandt) – “I don’t understand these new-fangled phone thingies. Can you show me how to transfer $500 to an inmate’s commissary account?”
4) (rodney dill) – ““These things are great… everyone should own one of these…. The phone is pretty cool too.””
5) (yetanotherjohn) – “Joe knows there are three genders. Male, Female and young enough to get him in trouble.”
6) (Mary Gehman) – ““…Okay…you caught me…I did sniff her hair, but I didn’t inhale…””
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(sarahconnor2) – ““Wow, you’re good at this game! I bet you’re just as smart as a white kid!”” (Thanks, everyone, and thank you for your help, Joe!)
Honorable Mention(s):
(Vagabond661) – ““Say Squeeze!””
(RockThisTown) – ““Can you call Ukraine on that thing? I need to talk to my son.””
Most Appropriate But Funny:
(Porkopolis) – “Biden: Yeah…but I still don’t understand why the birds are angry?”
(RadiCalMan) – “Do you mind if I plagiarize this?”
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(cathymv) – “Little girl: This is a picture of Hillary Clinton – you remember her! Like you, shes never going to be President.”
Best Banter Weight:
(fustian24) – “Uncharacteristically, Mr. Biden was totally appropriate with the little girl, was engaging, and didn’t even make a single gaffe the whole time he was there.
Once again democrat handlers congratulated themselves on the wisdom of replacing the actual Biden with a convincing actor for most campaign stops!”
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
