This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ highlighted two people who are not returning Jussie Smollett’s calls. I wonder if that’s what they were discussing? The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Brian Brandt) – “Their guest, Jussie Smollett, was unavoidably detained.”
(rodney dill) – “National Geographic goes to great lengths to capture a photo of Democratic socialists in their natural habitat.”
2) (fustian24) – “Have you ever noticed that our party symbol is an ass? I mean, that’s a particularly stupid animal that has to be kicked in the rear to get it to do anything useful.
And we keep braying about how racist this country is, but we have to commit hate crimes on ourselves because there aren’t enough real hate crimes anymore to make the case.
Black unemployment is lower than it’s ever been and yet we’re trying to impeach the guy that did it.
In fact he belongs to the party that freed us, but we continue to vilify that party while our party is the party of the KKK.
And we’re now promoting open borders and infanticide.
Al…have you ever stopped to wonder if we’re the baddies?”
(2klbofun) – “Next time when we try to make Whitey look bad, can we get a real actor, like Denzel.”
3) (Retired military) – “A has been and a wanna be”
(yetanotherjohn) – “Kamala had hoped he inaugural presidential campaign fund raising dinner would have been better attended.”
4) (Paul Hooson) – ““…So, I tell Jussie Smollett. I knew Tawana Bawley. Tawana Brawley was a hoax of mine. Sir, you’re no Tawana Brawley hoaxer…””
(RockThisTown) – ““We’ll have the soup & salad set-asides, the diversity dumplings, affirmative action asparagus and for dessert . . . sweet reparations!””
5) (Mary Gehman) – ““I say we order a few pies and hurl them at the window…””
(Eric Steel) – “Nobody’s looking, let’s Dine and Dash.”
6) (Scorpion) – “Sarah Sanders take note: LOCK THE DOOR AFTER YOU ENTER A RESTAURANT WITH YOUR FAMILY.”
(DJD60_TX) – “Two leading Democrats, and not a speck of honor to be found between them.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Joe_Miller) – ““Sorry, Al. I only sleep with people who can further my career.””
(cathymv) – “Dear Diary,
I saw Kamila Harris (swoon) and Al Sharpton (he looks so sharp) at a restaurant. I wanted to join them to help them with Ms. Harris Presidential campaign and gaze into Mr. Sharptons eyes, but mommy pulled me away from the window. Mommy said I had to clean the basement before I can get back on my computer. Do you know how hard cheese doodle dust is to get off your keyboard? sigh… life is just so unfair.
Always a liberal fan
(guido81_MA) – “I wish the waiter would hurry up, I’ve got a serious case of the marijuana munchies.”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Vagabond661) – “Sharpton: If you don’t like this place, how do you feel about a In-and-Out?”
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(fustian24) – “Hillary would have been there, but it was too close to President’s Day. She likes to hide out for about a week just in case the subject comes up.
Well, that and she wasn’t invited.”
Best Banter Weight:
(Joe_Miller) – “I was bringing your entrees when I was attacked by two vegans who screamed “Meat is Murder,” tied a veggieburger around my neck, and poured soy milk on me.”
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.