It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday.
Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
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I would like to see what that stupid Triumph the Insult Comic Dog has to stay about my new girlfriend…
Me love you lightyears.
The codpiece runneth over, my lord.
Oh my God..this honey’s giving me a case of white balls of intergallactic proportions.
“Oooh baby… I’d do anything… just anything… to get you to come over to the dark side.”
Girl: You know, if it were not for all this armor…
Trooper: Damnit! I knew I should have been a Jedi! Robes come off in a flash…
“Would the great big Stormy Warmy wike to come up to my wittle woom and show me his wight saber?”
“The answer is still no – we do not allow women into combat under any circumstances, and that’s final!”
Stormtrooper to Woman: “Is the Force in you?”
Woman: “No.”
Stormtrooper: “Would you like it to be?”
Don’t underestimate the power of the dark side.
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum an villainy – for under $20.
What happens on Tattooine stays on Tattooine.
From the mixed movies category:
“Did you see that bodacious set of tah tahs?”
Next up on QVC…Protect those Jewels! It’s the newest in deep space chastity belts. The “E-Vader”. Item #A-3422. Comfy, sleek and stylish. The E-Vader keeps you out of trouble whether you’re lounging on deck or enjoying a well deserved shore leave on some exotic planet with your special trooper pals. And best of all, it’s universal! One size fits all**. Comes in choice of white. If you can’t defend The Empire at least defend your honor- with “The E-Vader”. By Death Star Int.
**Jar Jar Binks not included
“This is not the tongue you are looking for.”
“Take a look at this codpiece, and tell me ‘size matters not,’ baby!”
Jedi Tongue Trick
Poster boy for the “In the event of an erection lasting four hours, or more, please seek medical attention” warning.
I, for one, welcome our Stormtrooper overlords.
“Can I dock in your port?”
UN rapes have been way down since Bolton delivered the new Peacekeeper uniforms…
After their yearly Hollywood convention, the American Plastics Council (APC) has decided to modify their slogan to: Plastics Make ANYTHING Possible.
“They warned us in bootcamp about you hookers infected with giant alien torso crabs”
Uh, miss, that part of the costume looks the same on ALL of the storm troopers, it’s molded that way!
After giving a wookie nookie, a Jedi head (aye!), and making an R2 hard too, Princess Lay-ya wants a Stormtrooper up the pooper.
Is this called “Giving a Clone a Bone?”
Stormtrooper Bob blessed his luck that he’d located a Gungan Linguist after she uttered, “Meesa Horny!”
A stormtrooper’s outfit: The protection that Trojan Man can’t even compare with.
Even after Enzyte Bob was still to short in that special place to be her stormtrooper. . .
~Darth always said the Force will be with me, but I had no idea it worked in such mysterious ways.
~Hey, watch the tongue, if I wanted slobber on my armor, I’d have gone over to Jabba’s Hutt.
Not a caption but well worth seeing. Definitely on topic.
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Especially this one.
http://geekfantasies.com/sample5.html
NE 1 469, Why aren’t you at your post?
And now for a caption that has absolutely nothing to do with Star Wars:
“Benny’s Jewish mom always made him take ‘safe sex’ precautions waaaaay too seriously.”
RANDAL: A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I’ll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers, HOOKERS.
DANTE: Not just Imperials, is what you’re getting at.
RANDAL: Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they’d hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to perform a blumpkin? All they know is killing and white uniforms.
Smooth…Mmmmm …I love sucking face…You must wax!…Your cheak is so nice and firm…Mmm Mmm! You don’t even know my name…Mmmmm
I’ve got a good feeling about this!
Thank God I wasn’t in a Reserve or National Guard Unit that got activated for service in the WhateverOnWhomever and could stay safe in the rear with the beer and the babes.
You taste good for being a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder.
Holy fantasies, Batman, look at this. We need to modernize our crime fighting techniques.
Star Whores!
Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.