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“Hmmm, now wait a minute…yes, YES, im now beginning to the feel the force!”
Scene 47, Act III, “Star Wars 9:Revenge of The Princess”
Skywalker (disguised as StormTrooper)
Princess (whispering): “Luke, I am your Father. Join me on the Dark Side. It’s hot.”
“You came in that? You’re braver than I thought.”
64 fell for her even though she did all the other clones last night.
Pennywit wrote: “I sense a disturbance in my pants.”
I ain’t even gonna try to beat that one.
Gee, when IS the last time I got my helmet polished?
“No, seriously, I am glad to see you.”
So… are those buttons for what I think they’re for?
“I’ve met Jango and I’m just wondering… did they clone, ya know… everything?”
… and if you press this button right here it…
Sorry, these uniforms don’t come in size skank.
More Star Wars Fan Fiction
Good news: Chicks love the Stormtrooper outfit.
Bad news: By the time you get out of it, the mood has passed.
Look at what the 300 Storm Troopers behind me are wearing and tell me if you think I’m concerned that Paris Hilton is wearing the same dress as you…
“Huh, the Micheline man didn’t taste like rubber either!”
“I am feeling things that I do not believe are in my program.”
A Storm Trooper’s inabilty to hit any he shoots at always comes in handy when out of contraceptives.
That would be “anything”. Doh. And “Inability”. Doh again.
“Dick Cheney, you get out of there this instant! You can hide one big head, but not both!”
No thanks, I’m still with the Droid, C3PO, unless you care for a menage a drois
Later when Ellen Degeneres stepped out of the Storm Trooper costume, all my fantasies went up in a poof of smoke, well most of them did.
Girl: “Hmmm, a hard man is good to find.”
That’s no Moon . . . that’s Jessica Cutler.
1 : mmm, fresh batterys.
2 : Does that thig vibrate?
3 : I usually get 20 for a lapdance but i’ll do you for free.
Stars Wars Trivia Tidbit #13,427 Did you know that there was a need for Storm Trooper helments to have windshield wipers on the inside of the goggles?
Mmm, set your phasers on STUNNING!
Hey big fella, how about a little wookie?
Wanna see my 2 headed light saber?
“My Force will be with you. Always.”
“Help me, Stormtrooper Bob, you’re my only hope.”
“Well, if I have to … “
The things women will do for the good of the Empire.
“This is how democracy ends. With a tongue.”
“Women love a man in uniform.”
“Say hello to my little friend!”
“Your helmet … it’s so … large!”
“Eat your heart out, ‘scruffy-lookin””
–|PW|–
Hooker’s always clean up at Star Wars conventions..
While wearing his prized stormtrooper outfit, fondling a babe and relishing in his coup de grace, the uncoordinated, overwieght lightsaber kid from the internet now laughs at you, dweeb!
(I’m with elgato on this one)
A storage compartment for you Guinness beer while in combat! BRILLIANT!
Mmmmm… Your clone-a-licious!
At a Star Wars gala that brought out nerds from all accross the United States, Storm Trooper Glen was seen with his date claiming that she was not a paid escort. A person dressed up as Yoda ran out and exclaimed “Dollars for a date, you paid.” This ugly scene was quickly quieted by the Republican guard.
One is mostly plastic.
The other is an Imperial Stormtrooper.
Girl: “My way with you, I will have…”
Trooper: “Dang it Yoda, cut out the shape changing crap.”
BIG THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES!…Hmmm?
Are you the UPS Man?…
Vickie was smarter than the other hookers. She liked to work the “Dorkfest” events, Star Wars openings, Trekie and D&D conventions, Mac users symposiums, blogger’s meetings and any other gatherings of men who rarely left their mother’s basements. The money was great because these guys finished really quick and there was no need to worry about disease, they had extremely low exposure rates. She just wished for once that one of them could actually fill the cod-piece.
Look sir, whores!
Cut that out! You don’t where that tongue’s been!
Great, now I’ll have to spend the next three hours disinfecting! Hope Vadar doesn’t get wind of this.
“That’s not my earlobe,” he said tongue-on-cheek…
little did the dumb blonde she know that the Storm Trooper was liquid cooled, as her tongue stuck to him as on a coldmetal fence in the middle of winter…
“Fly me to the moon.”
“How ’bout Uranus?”
(you just knew that one was coming)
I still like SarahW’s submission.
Kevin’s life was forever changed when the Star Wars and AVN conventions were double booked.
Star Wars Kid and Paris Hilton rumored to be dating after book tour on their best selling “How To Become Famous With Embarrassing Home Videos”.
“I’m Rick James, bitch.”
Slutskya was about to find out that this Storm Trooper was “Big hat–no light saber”
After her third hit of ecstasy, the haunting and enigmatic lyrics to the ABBA song “Super Trooper” suddenly became perfectly clear to Katie, and she knew she had to make her move.
“Wanna see my Star Destroyer?”
Young Jedi apprentice Katie took it literally when the Jedi Council said they wanted to lick the Empire
Transvestite Sith apprentice Darth Skank plots to turn another innocent boy to the Not-That-There’s-Anything-Wrong-With-It Side.