Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of September 16, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us things could be worse. He could be on the road.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (rodney dill) – ““I drive fast downhill…. Just like my economy.”

(BluesHarper) – “First time a car lost its value before leaving the showroom floor

2) (cathymv) – “I’m driving to Marthas Vineyard!!

(ulley) – “I said fix the airbag to the steering wheel not put him in the front seat.

3) (Par4Course) – “A political maniac in an electric Cadillac.

(EricSteel) – ““Where’s the nearest elementary school? I want to show off my new ride to the ladies.”

4)(Rick Adams) – “Honk if you love Jesus. Ride with Biden if you want to meet him.

(Mike) – “Joe Biden poses as clueless, grinning surrender monkey.
Wait! You say it’s not a pose?

5) (Tom Morrow) – ““Can’t afford an electric car? Then walk, you stupid bastards. I don’t care.”

(Porkopolis) – “The New Toyota Pious Specs:

90 HP
0 to 60 in 15 seconds
45 miles per gallon of Snake Oil

6) (Dusty Pitts) – “When he revs the accelerator it goes “Trunalimunumaprzure! Trunalimunumaprzure!”

(RadiCalMan) – “Road Trip! Let’s go to Mir-A-Lago to see if the FBI missed anything!

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Mary Gehman) – “The perfect choice for a Crash-Test Dummy…

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Zoomer Groomer

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(Joe_Miller) – “He doesn’t want to drive. He’d prefer hanging out the window with his tongue flapping in the wind.

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(Brian Brandt) – “Secret Service agent’s testimony at the congressional hearing: “He reached around from the back seat and grabbed the wheel. Before I could stop him, he was in the front seat, driving toward the Capitol building. That’s when Kamala ran in front of the car and was thrown through the windshield, causing the car to swerve into a meeting of all the people in the line of succession, killing all of them. And that’s how Hillary Clinton became president.”

Best Banter Weight:

(McGeehee) – “No fair poaching your own material.

Best Kamala:

(Retired military) – “Shop manager “who do I have to blow to get this idiot out of my factory”

Best Recycled Caption (a new category!):

(RockThisTown) – “The witless are coming! The witless are coming!

(Yes, I know it’s recycled from last week. I’m doing my part to be green!)

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™
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