Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of August 5, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ shows that photoshopping can accomplish almost anything.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (rodney dill) – “You’ll also find Hillary’s political career about 100 yards to the right.

(Mary Gehman) – “Well…that’s one way to end those pesky alimony payments.

2) (Kaptain Krude) – ““Why, I’m always happy to help out, Donald dear! (sotto voce) I told you I would dance on your grave, didn’t I? Do you not like that, Mrs. First Lady? Oh, I forgot! I’M the former First Lady, not you! Oopsie! My bad! (normal voice) Everything’s fine, Donald dearest! (sotto voce) Just wait until you see what I do to your final resting place tonight! I know several Democrats who would pay big money for me to do it to them!”

(Rick Adams) – “Happy birthday to this future president.

3) (Mike) – ““The shovel is ceremonial”, said Melania. “I also ran the back hoe.”

(Porkopolis) – “Melania:

“I vana call Photoshop B.S.!”

4)(Paul Hooson) – “Tales From The Crypt?

(Patrick_McHargue) – “Shiny!

5) (cathymv) – “Oh look, someone’s preparing Hillary’s new lower level condo!!!!

(EricSteel) – “And you thought the boardroom brawls were tough on the Apprentice.

6) (Dusty Pitts) – ““You’re next, Jill.”

(RockThisTown) – “Premature E-Joe eulogization

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(sarahconnor21) – ““Apology accepted.”” (Thanks everyone!)

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Joe_Miller) – ““We wrapped some copper wire around her and whenever Donald and I make love, she powers all the buildings in our compound.”

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(RadiCalMan) – “Get me outta’ here!!! Joe Biden is hiding out down here and he wants to sniff me!!!

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(Retired military) – “Melania “I guess it got out that Ivana was planning on testifying against Hillary next week”

Best Banter Weight:

(Brian Brandt) – “It worked on me. I’m no longer a little bit gay for Clark.

Best reference to a previous caption contest”:

(yetanotherjohn) – “What did Ivana die of?

Excessive blood loss caused by clawing her eyes out after seeing Pelosi on the beach.

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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