Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ plowed fertile ground, giving captioners plenty of high profile politicians to deal with. Purely by coincidence the winning entries this week do not contain the words: frog, cheese, or surrender. Here are the winning entries for this picture:

S President George Bush looks on as French President Jacques Chirac kisses the hand of Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, and former US President Bill Clinton looks the other way, second from top right, after the funeral mass for Pope John Paul II in St. Peter's Square at the Vatican, Friday, April 8, 2005. Sitting looking at Chirac kissing Rice's hand is First Lady Laura Bush. At bottom left, is King Juan Carlos of Spain and Queen Sofia with black hat; at top left, UN Secretary General Kofi Annan. In background behind President Bush, Palestinian Qureia, widely known as Abu Ala (AP Photo/Andrew Medichini)

1) (jmaster) – “As those in the know around him burst into laughter, George Bush tries to maintain composure. He fooled yet another gullible world leader with his ‘Let me introduce ya to Oprah Winfrey’ routine.

2) (dooley) – “Bush singing to himself: ‘Got a black magic woman, got a black magic woman…‘”

3) (Brian) – “An awkward kiss from Jacques Chirac was made even more so when he realized he was standing next to Donald Rumsfeld dressed in drag.

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Honorable Mention

4) (McGehee) – “Thought bubble of Clergyman in front with glasses: There is a great disturbance in the Force, as though the avatars of good and evil have come together very nearby…

5) (Rob@L&R) – “Bush: Tell you what, Jack, after you’re done there, I’ve got a couple ass-cheeks that you should kiss.

6) (sentinel) – “That Mr. President, is how you give a stink palm.

Dishonorable Mention Award – The occasionally given, highly prized, missed it by “that much” award goes to:

(Dennis) – “Jacques misunderstood what Condoleeza meant, when she said she liked to be licked around the ring.

Until next Friday…

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  1. Rick13 April 11, 2005
  2. jmaster April 11, 2005
  3. Jeff April 11, 2005
  4. McGehee April 11, 2005
  5. Mister Tan April 11, 2005
  6. Brian April 11, 2005
  7. pharm April 11, 2005
  8. Mike April 12, 2005