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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

April 11, 2005 Weekend Caption Contest 8 Comments

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ plowed fertile ground, giving captioners plenty of high profile politicians to deal with. Purely by coincidence the winning entries this week do not contain the words: frog, cheese, or surrender. Here are the winning entries for this picture:

S President George Bush looks on as French President Jacques Chirac kisses the hand of Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, and former US President Bill Clinton looks the other way, second from top right, after the funeral mass for Pope John Paul II in St. Peter's Square at the Vatican, Friday, April 8, 2005. Sitting looking at Chirac kissing Rice's hand is First Lady Laura Bush. At bottom left, is King Juan Carlos of Spain and Queen Sofia with black hat; at top left, UN Secretary General Kofi Annan. In background behind President Bush, Palestinian Qureia, widely known as Abu Ala (AP Photo/Andrew Medichini)

1) (jmaster) – “As those in the know around him burst into laughter, George Bush tries to maintain composure. He fooled yet another gullible world leader with his ‘Let me introduce ya to Oprah Winfrey’ routine.“

2) (dooley) – “Bush singing to himself: ‘Got a black magic woman, got a black magic woman…‘”

3) (Brian) – “An awkward kiss from Jacques Chirac was made even more so when he realized he was standing next to Donald Rumsfeld dressed in drag.“

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Honorable Mention

4) (McGehee) – “Thought bubble of Clergyman in front with glasses: There is a great disturbance in the Force, as though the avatars of good and evil have come together very nearby…“

5) ([email protected]&R) – “Bush: Tell you what, Jack, after you’re done there, I’ve got a couple ass-cheeks that you should kiss.“

6) (sentinel) – “That Mr. President, is how you give a stink palm.“

Dishonorable Mention Award – The occasionally given, highly prized, missed it by “that much” award goes to:

(Dennis) – “Jacques misunderstood what Condoleeza meant, when she said she liked to be licked around the ring.“

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8 Comments

  1. Rick13 April 11, 2005

    I think that Steven L. should have won!

    Condi: “I learned this from Rummy — ‘Eagle Claw Death Grip’ — Who’s your momma? WHO’S YOUR MOMMA, B*TCH?!”

    I’m still laughing at that one!

  2. jmaster April 11, 2005

    Thanks for the honor.

    I sort of lost my captioning mojo over the last few months.

    But I’m trying to work my way back to full combat strength!

  3. Jeff April 11, 2005

    Bush: “hehehe…this JEDI mind control shit is pretty cool..”

  4. McGehee April 11, 2005

    Dang, I thought the “I will not look down Condi’s blouse” submission was my best. Oh well.

  5. Mister Tan April 11, 2005

    Aside from Rumsfeld in drag, isn’t that Roseanne Barr over his right shoulder, adjusting her hair? Who’s having fun with Photoshop??

  6. Brian April 11, 2005

    I’m honored and I also thought of the other caption…

    “Which hand is the treat in Jacques, whcih hand, c’mon boy…which hand is the treat in?”

  7. pharm April 11, 2005

    I like”Do a good job honey cause you ain’t gonna believe what you’ll have to kiss later for us to save your ugly ass again””

  8. Mike April 12, 2005

    Hey!

    I made the “Rumsfeld dressed in drag” comment first!!

    http://wizbangblog.com/archives/005618.php#063433

    I wuz robbed!!!

    WAAAAAAAH!!!!