This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that we aren’t the only country suffering due to small men.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (rodney dill) – ““Wait a minute! Who took my doobie?””
(Porkopolis) – “Un Petit Socaliste”
2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Say what you will about the cheese eating surrender monkey frog eaters, at least they elected a leader who doesn’t shake hands with thin air.”
(RockThisTown) – ““I’m Macron. This is Micron.””
3) (cathymv) – “Remember… we will not use the phrase Micro Dick…. use PETITE BITE … in french, everything sounds better”
(BluesHarper) – “Human Roach Clip”
4)(KaptainKrude) – “Yes, I already know that all of you are liberals.
*voice from the back* How can you tell?…. What does that gesture mean?”
(DustyPitts) – ““Zis ees not ze French president you are lookeeng for.”
“We know zat.””
5) (ulley) – “So Mr Macron how big is your brain.”
(RadiCalMan) – “Je suis ce petit, in more ways than one!”
6) (Brian Brandt) – “Well, it’s been fun talking to you ladies, but now I have to go surrender to the Russians”
(partriciamcc) – “If I win by only this much, it will be a mandate! I will be able to do whatever I want, just like Stalin, Hitler and that moron Biden!”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Mary Gehman) – ““I promise I’ll only stick it in ‘this much’…””
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Rick Adams) – ““Do either of you have a little French in you?”
“Would you like one?””
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(Brian Brandt) – “I may be sinking in the polls, but at least I never had to have the Easter Bunny rescue me from a bunch of reporters.”
Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:
(yetanotherjohn) – “Wow, Kevin finally found someone with less chance of being president of the US of A than Hillary … okay, maybe not less chance but the same chance.”
Best Kamala:
(Joe_Miller) – “I think that’s “Who do I need to blow” in French sign language.”
Best Truth is Stranger than Fiction:
(Retired military) – “Macron “Just think this is the space Kamala was talking about when she said ” “I think everyone here recognizes how extraordinary space is. Space is exciting. It spurs our imaginations, and it forces us to ask big questions. Space: it affects us all, and it connects us all,” “”
Best reference to a previous caption contest”:
(EricSteel) – “He really seems uncomfortable without his paisley storm trooper outfit”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
