Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of April 22, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that we aren’t the only country suffering due to small men.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (rodney dill) – ““Wait a minute! Who took my doobie?”

(Porkopolis) – “Un Petit Socaliste

2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Say what you will about the cheese eating surrender monkey frog eaters, at least they elected a leader who doesn’t shake hands with thin air.

(RockThisTown) – ““I’m Macron. This is Micron.”

3) (cathymv) – “Remember… we will not use the phrase Micro Dick…. use PETITE BITE … in french, everything sounds better

(BluesHarper) – “Human Roach Clip

4)(KaptainKrude) – “Yes, I already know that all of you are liberals.

*voice from the back* How can you tell?…. What does that gesture mean?

(DustyPitts) – ““Zis ees not ze French president you are lookeeng for.”

“We know zat.”

5) (ulley) – “So Mr Macron how big is your brain.

(RadiCalMan) – “Je suis ce petit, in more ways than one!

6) (Brian Brandt) – “Well, it’s been fun talking to you ladies, but now I have to go surrender to the Russians

(partriciamcc) – “If I win by only this much, it will be a mandate! I will be able to do whatever I want, just like Stalin, Hitler and that moron Biden!

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Mary Gehman) – ““I promise I’ll only stick it in ‘this much’…”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Rick Adams) – ““Do either of you have a little French in you?”

“Would you like one?”

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(Brian Brandt) – “I may be sinking in the polls, but at least I never had to have the Easter Bunny rescue me from a bunch of reporters.

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Wow, Kevin finally found someone with less chance of being president of the US of A than Hillary … okay, maybe not less chance but the same chance.

Best Kamala:

(Joe_Miller) – “I think that’s “Who do I need to blow” in French sign language.

Best Truth is Stranger than Fiction:

(Retired military) – “Macron “Just think this is the space Kamala was talking about when she said ” “I think everyone here recognizes how extraordinary space is. Space is exciting. It spurs our imaginations, and it forces us to ask big questions. Space: it affects us all, and it connects us all,” “

Best reference to a previous caption contest”:

(EricSteel) – “He really seems uncomfortable without his paisley storm trooper outfit

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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