Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., right, looks at Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa as they read from a book to pre-schoolers at UCLA's Kreiger Cebter in Los Angeles Wednesday, May 30, 2007. (AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian)

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new contest will begin on Friday.

Hillary's Cell Phone Monitoring
"Bow your head with great respect, and genuflect! genuflect! genuflect!"