This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates mediocrity all over Western civilization. YAY!
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (rodney dill) – ““Yes we got the British to help us with the Australian submarine deal…. but I can hold more seamen.””
(KaptainKrude) – “Twenty dollars, same as in town.”
2) (guido81_MA) – “I am only here for your oui, oui, monsieur.”
(Tom Morrow) – ““Bon Jewer, mon sewer.”
“Oh, shut up, you ridiculous American bint.””
3) (Dusty Pitts) – “Au revoir, Mlle. American Pie
Drove my Citroën to see Macron
But my plans went awry
And a good old boy was drinking Rittenhouse Rye
Singing “free as a bird I shall fly””
(RadiCalMan) – “You know Kamala, we’ll always have the Paris accords, as long as you and Brandon are around.”
4)(Porkopolis) – “🎵Kamala, Kamala, Kamala, Chameleon…🎵”
(cathymv) – “Meeting of the mindless”
5) (Joe_Miller) – ““How do you French people celebrate Thanksgiving?””
(Paul Hooson) – ““The few minutes that you took over the presidential duties, you weren’t inclined to change the official language to Swedish, and mandate that people wear their underwear outside their clothes, did you?”.”
6) (ulley) – “You`re very dishy but not the Macaroni cheese I ordered.”
(Blues Harper) – “No Pepé Le Pew for you.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Mary Gehman) – ““…Quiche me, you fool…””
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Everyone it seems this week.)
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(fustian24) – “How did Joe’s colonoscopy go?
Great! The doctor said he’s a perfect a$$hole!”
Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:
(Brian Brandt) – “Things Emmanuel Macron can say to his wife that he can’t say to Kamala –
Good job balancing the budget this month.
No, I don’t think you’re a cheap whore.
Yes, Dear, you may get to be President of the United States some day.”
Best Banter Weight:
(McGeehee) – “Cavitating cot coochie.”
(retired military) – “Kamala “How did I get to be VP? Well Joe said he wanted a blowjob and I said Let’s go Brandon””
Best reference to a prior caption contest :
(yetanotherjohn) – “So banging Boris and Biden’s head together didn’t kill him, any ideas what to try next.”
Best “Let’s Go Brandon”:
(RockThisTown) – ““Let’s blow, Brandon!””
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.