This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ features a brand new category: Best Reference to a Previous Caption Contest. Let’s hope the Queen outlasts the scourge hitting our country.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Mary Gehman) – “The re-make of ‘Downton Abbey’ really sucks…”
(Joe_Miller) – ““Don’t look now, but I think Cap’n Crunch is following us.””
2) (guido81_MA) – “I think my favorite record of yours was Bohemian Rhapsody.”
(McGeehee’s Vast Mustache) – ““Wanna go steady, Liz?”
“I don’t think you can.””
3) (EricSteel) – “20 years his senior and still mentally sharper. But then again that’s not a very high bar.”
(BluesHarper) – “New Depends runway models.”
4)(cathymv) – “Biden thought bubble: Hillary really let herself go”
(RadiCalMan) – “You’re a bit old for me but can I smell your hair?”
5) (RockThisTown) – “If Joe can get the Queen to make Hunter a prince, then she rescinds it . . he’ll be the Artist Formerly Known as Prince.”
(ulley) – “Do you Brits always wear Chamber Pots on your heads at state occasions..”
6) (retired military) – “Queen “What are you plans for the 2024 election?”
Biden “admit that Trump won in 2020 and that we stole the election. Then say he cant run in 2024 because he already won 2 elections and he cant run due to the constitutional admendment against it.”.”
(Tom Morrow) – “Redcoat: “If you so much as touch her or attempt to sniff her, my dogs will breakfast on your ballocks, you Yank buffoon!””
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(fustian24) – “Biden is as confused as a chameleon in a bag of skittles.”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Vagabond661) – “Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?”
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(rodney dill) – “Queen: “Sometimes I feel like I don’t remember anything or anybody.”
Biden: “I know exactly what you mean, Mom.””
Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:
(Rick Adams) – “Hillary had to be propped up by her secret service detail, but Biden does her one better!”
Best Banter Weight:
(Brian Brandt) – “Maybe there’s an opening for her at Victoria’s Secret, now that they ditched the supermodels.”
Best Kamala:
(Kaptain Krude) – ““So who does Kamala have to blow to, you know, the… the, you know, the thing? What do you mean, everybody? Yes, I’m sure she’s up for it, but that would mean she wouldn’t be able to talk anymore, or laugh, or… ooh, I get it now…””
Best Reference to A Previous Caption Contest:
(yetanotherjohn) – “All in all, I suspect she would rather be watching pubescent scottish lasses dancing in plaid.”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
