Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of April 9, 2021

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us we’re all royally, royally screwed.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (McGeehee) – ““Sign this. Sign that. All I do is sign stuff. When do I get to do something fun like bomb a country or sniff a little girl?”



2) (Kaptain Krude) – “Thought bubble: “…………………………………………………………….”

(Joe_Miller) – ““I could watch that bug zapper forever. Fascinating.”

3) (Mary Gehman) – “…The Man…The Myth…The Legume…

(Mike) – ““It’s not fair. Hunter gets all the hookers and I only get Jill in fishnets!”

4)(yetanotherjohn) – “No mask … to be fair, no pants either.

(RockThisTown) – “Joe contemplates America’s problems, like how to remove Trump from Home Alone 2.

5) (cathymv) – “CNN: Joe Biden has the sadz… Media elites everywhere have to do what they can to lift the spirits of our overlord. Trump is to blame. More at 6:00pm. This is CNN

(Paul Hooson) – “Yet another person who came inside when Paul Hooson starting telling jokes on the White
House lawn, and it’s nice weather too!

6) (retired military) – “Where did he go George? Which way did he go? Where’s the bunny rabbit I saw on TV last week?

(Porkopolis) – “Joe’s thought bubble:

“This ‘DOCTOR’ thing with Jill has gone too far. She won’t let me have two scoops of ice cream.”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(rodney dill) – ““I wonder what Kamala will let me do today?”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Brian Brandt) – “Breaking news – Prince Phillip reveals that he has new evidence on Bill Clinton’s trips to Epstein’s private island.

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(guido81_MA) – “So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell: I’m as mad as hell, and I’m, c’mon, man….going to take….’scuze me…not go….th-the THING…. Anyway….where was I? Look! Here’s the deal! If I breathe heavy on this glass, like when I sniff a child’s hair, I can, can, you know, draw happy faces with, with my, my….uh finger, right here….on th-th-the glass. No joke!

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(McGeehee) – ““I thought I saw someone sneaking around out there. I’ll bet it’s Hillary. GO AWAY, HILLARY! YOU’LL NEVER BE PRESIDENT!!”

Best Banter Weight:

(fustian24) – “It’s the Delaware Blue!

Best Kamala:

(Mary Gehman) – ““Who do I have to blow around here for some Windex…”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning

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