It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
After trying to survive the Fast and the Furious scandal, Obama is immediately faced with the Fat and the Furriest scandal.
Mere moments later, Obama had Eric Holder arrest Santa for multiple B&Es.
“And as the nativities burned,
Well in Whoville they say,
The Obungler’s heart grew three sizes that day.”
“Anyone else notice that Kermit is apparently being strangled by a Wookie?”
That’s not Kermit, it’s Yoda after being forced to endure the First Wookie’s new dietary content restrictions. Santa is seen here raising his hands as he’s about to say “Hell no” after being told he’s to fat and that Obamacare is going to ‘fix’ that problem.
Daly: “Who’s fat and furry and surprises you once a year.”
Obama: “Michelle.”
Santa: “Ho ho ho.”
Kermit: “Yiff yiff.”
Rudolph had a bit too much of the spiked eggnog, bumped into another reindeer while he wasn’t looking, and went from red nose to brown nose.
Come with me, Santa. You’re old, fat, and white, and I’ve got a death panel with your name on it
I’m sorry Santa, but the carbon emissions from your reindeer aren’t even close to meeting EPA standards. But I CAN get you a whole steaming pile of Chevy Volts cheap.
Barry; “So did you get that gun runner payment thing squared away?”
Santa; “Yep! But its gonna cost you!”
Ah, the new images of Christmas… Santa surrounded by all of his thieving elves!
Everybody here who’s not a total faker, raise your hand!
Obama to his staff and family: “There’s an election coming up so this year we’ve got to celebrate Christmas like it’s Ramadan or May Day.”
Santa: “Barry, step back I have to fart.”
Barry: “Geez, Santa. That smelled like bacon. Who died in there?”
Find the real puppet. (hint: He’s not green… and he’s not really black, or white
either)
Find the real puppet. (hint: he’s not green… and he’s not really black, or white, either)
Obama doing his Edgar Bergen act with Santa
Even with Santa in the picture, Obama’s approval rating still plummeted.
Obama’s latest green initiative failed when Kermit filed for bankruptcy.
Here we have a great dicotonomy.
Santa, white, succesful, liked by probably 75%+ of everyone he serves, helped by good fairy creatures (elves), has a loving wife, and brings cheer to millions.
vs
Obama, black, a failure, disliked by more than 50% of people he serves., helped by evil fairy creatures (Trolls – Barney Frank, Nancy Puglosi, and Chico), married to moochelle, and who brightens up a room just by leaving it.
Racism, pure and simple.
Santa “President Obama, I have asked you for 3 years now to keep Barney Frank away from my reindeer. I am going to report him to PETA if this keeps up”
Santa to Obama’s kids “What do you think will be your children’s favorite Christmas carol?”
Obama’s kids “Grandma got run over by a reindeer”
Santa “I dont care if you are President of the US. The EPA doesnt regulate green house gases at the north pole!!!!.
Obama “and I want $20T in my stocking”
Santa “to save the US economy from collapse”
Obama “No silly. That will be my retirement fund after the elections next year”
LOOK!!!!! IT’S KERMIT. And he is sitting on the shoulder of Miss Piggy.
Santa “You have Kermit. Why dont you have Miss Piggy?”
Obama “You know we cant have anything to do with pork”
In this picture we have an impostor and a puppet. To his right we have Santa Claus and Kermit.
Santa flinches as he wonders where Obama’s ‘other’ hand is.
After a bit too much egg nog, Kermit couldn’t resist yelling “we are the 1%!”
Santa:”Ho, ho, ho!”
Obama:”Great laugh, Santa.”
Santa: “No, I’m talking about who’s hiding under the tree with Bill Clinton.”
After a decades-long string of successes, the marketing and PR firm representing S. Claus and K. Frog suddenly imploded after having their clients appear in an ill-fated campaign.
Misery loves Company!!!!
I hope that isn’t a non-union Santa or there’ll be hell to pay.
Dashing through the law, in a bought-judge open sleigh,
O’er the scads we go, laughing all the way,
Constitution sucks, write it for myself,
You stupid Americans can all go straight to hell.
Oh, Jingle bells, Biden smells, Obama laid an egg,
Oh what fun it is to sell guns to Mexicans, hey!
Jingle bells, green job fails, billions in the hole,
Oh what fun it is to launder money for our pols.
A year or two ago, thought I’d take you for a ride,
And soon Miss Fannie Mae, was seated by my side,
Barney Frank in front, Chris Dodd in the back,
We sank the dirty capitalists and took them for ourselves!
Oh, Jingle bells, Biden smells, Obama laid an egg,
Oh what fun it is to sell guns to Mexicans, hey!
Jingle bells, green job fails, billions in the hole,
Oh what fun it is to launder money for our pols.
Now my time has come, to answer for our greed,
Race card will be played, but it’s all maxed out
Get you some arugula, and have yourself a steak,
Why do you people whine so much, you’re too lazy to take!
Oh, Jingle bells, Biden smells, Obama laid an egg,
Oh what fun it is to sell guns to Mexicans!
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.