Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of April 2, 2021

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ falls on Easter Weekend. I guess it would have been a stretch to have a photo of Biden hopping up the Air Force 1 trail.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (EricSteel) – “Church and Chong, Up in White Smoke.

(retired military) – “Nope. Biden isn’t holding a press conference in here either

2) (Tom Morrow) – ““We won the Stanley Cup!”
“Um… no Holy Father…”

(McGeehee) – ““D.. R… I… N… K. M… O… R… E. O… V…”

3) (fustian24) – “The Pope thinks they call him “Richard the Red” because of his fondness for wine!

(yetanotherjohn) – “You’ve heard of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, now behold the Sacred Nuke of Nicaea

4)(Joe_Miller) – ““Chaw of God have mercy. Chaw of Jesus have mercy. Chaws of the saints have mercy. Spit! Amen.”

(KaptainKrude) – ““And for my next trick, I’m going to turn wine into water!” The resulting riot lasted for three days.

5) (patriciamcc) – ““Down, periscope!” Covid is coming! Dive! dive!

(Patrick McHargue) – “Meh. Smells OK to me.

6) (Vagabond661) – ““Hey, there’s my cell phone!”

(BluesHarper) – “Holy week at the Vatican takes an ugly urn.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Brian Brandt) – “A higgs boson walks into the Vatican. The Pope says, “You call yourself the God particle! Your blasphemy is not welcome here, get out!”

The higgs boson particle says, “But you can’t have mass without me.”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Rick Adams)BONG HiTS 4 JESUS

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(fustian24) – “When asked to explain this photo, Biden said: “C’mon man! That guy there, he’s got to…you know…do the thing…!”

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(cathymv) – “Even the Pope sees with pope crystal ball: Hillary will never be President

Best Banter Weight:

(rodney dill) – “Grams is mass,
And pounds is weight,
And any ass,
Can keep that straight.

Best Kamala:

Alas. We are blowless this week!

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

Murder of a Man Dying of Drug Overdose
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