Weekend Caption Contest™ April 26, 2020

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was yet another in our series of Rodents in Modern America. I’m glad some of you embraced our attempt to bring more culture to the contest by participating in the haiku challenge! Yeah, life needs to get back to normal soon…

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Joe_Miller) – “What’s one more thieving little bastard? It’s New York.

(RockThisTown) – “I sure hope this doesn’t inspire someone to open a wet market.

2) (cathymv) – “I wonder how NY’ers are enjoying their preview of being Venezuela?

(RadiCalMan) – “The State of New York has now ordered all wildlife to practice social distancing and to wear facial masks at all times when they are out of their dens!

3) (Mary Gehman) – “Central Park is so empty that this little masked bandit had to mug himself…

(EricSteel) – “The last two caption contests featured an overgrown rodent that steals food and a raccoon.

4)(rodney dill) – “Biden: “I wanna pet the doggie.”

(Patrick_McHargue) – “Winner of the survival of the fittest game: species that don’t commit suicide.

5) (Brian Brandt) – “Chez Dumpster is still taking reservations.

(Porkopolis) – “Fame from being a GEICO commercial star is not all it’s cracked up to be. You sometimes have to cut through Central Park to avoid the paparazzi.

6) (Rick Adams) – “There is no sanctuary.

(Par4Course) – “Mayor de Blasio goes undercover to inspect Central Park during the pandemic.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(guido81_MA) – “At least he’s wearing a mask.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Why does the raccoon only have three legs? Because he one time woke up next to Hillary and gnawed his leg off to escape rather than wake her.

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(retired military) – ““And in other news Hillary Clinton came out from her sojourn in the woods today and saw her shadow. So we will have 60 more years of her running for President but never winning”

Best Banter Weight:

(Rodney Graves) – “If you insist:

Johny and Ruthy side by side
Both went out for an auto ride
Johny hit a bump and Ruthy hit a tree
And Johny kept going Ruthlessly.
Bonus points if you can tell me where I got it.

Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:

(Paul Hooson) – ““Who do I have to blow around here to get some garbage to forage through?”.

Best Haiku:

(fustian24) – “Inside Central Park.
Innocent woodland creatures.
Know damn well that Epstein didn’t kill himself! I mean, it’s f#cking ridiculous. What am I some kind of moron? Who do they think they’re fooling?

AND

(yetanotherjohn) – “Our fine furry friend
Wanders central park alone
Votes Democratic

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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