Weekend Caption Contest™ Special Social Distancing Edition 4.0, April 16, 2020

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ Special Social Distancing Edition 4.0 sure brought out the CATTY comments. If you want to really have nightmares about those pants, go watch the Aldo Nova “Fantasy” video from the 80s.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Brian Brandt) – “Nice car for a guy who can’t afford to pay child support

(Joe_Miller) – ““Honey, I sprained my ankle. Bring the bags in, will ya?”

2) (RockThisTown) – “‘Hunter, don’t forget your crack pipe this time!’
‘Don’t worry . . . I’m putting it in my boot.’

(yetanotherjohn) – “If Biden wins, she could bring a fashion sense to the White House that Melania doesn’t have … Tacky.

3) (Mary Gehman) – “In his case, ‘MPH’ means ‘Maternities Per Hour’…

(rodney dill) – “…nothing in nature says “Stay Away” like leopard skin bell bottoms.

4)(engineer) – ““Hunter, this dog and cat play is going too far. The cheetah pants are one thing, but peeing on the car?”

(patriciamcc) – “No class, no taste, no character all around. Who raised this corrupt man? who taught him to have personal responsibility? Oh, yeah….

5) (Porkopolis) – “Baby Untoward

(DJD60_TX) – “No masks, no gloves, no fashion sense, no common sense …

Yeah, they’re New Yorkers

6) (Raaron) – ““Need to give those pants some social distancing …”

(Harry Butts) – ““What am I doing? I’m grabbing my backup piece to shoot you for your capital crime against fashion aesthetics.”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(sarahconnor2) – “Lifestyles of the Bankrupt and Famous” (Thanks-I treasure it for this photo!)

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(fustian24) – “How come you never touch me any more like your Dad does?

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(retired military) – “Hunter “How can I get people to like me again?”

Woman “Well you could run over Hillary. It isnt like she is ever going to be President or anything”

Best Banter Weight:

(fustian24) – “She’s more of a “participation trophy” wife.

Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:

(Paul Hooson) – ““Who do I have to blow around here to pay for this car?”.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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