Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of December 20, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us of the holiday spirit. Even the Dems got in on it by gift wrapping reelection for President Trump. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Mary Gehman) – ““Trumps’ nuts roasting on impeachment fires…
the jackals nipping only shows…
the cruel, snide remarks being slung are by liars…
the folks are fed up with all his foes…
Everybody knows…even jerks see through the whistle-blower…
And congress needs to make things right…
And, though it’s been said, many times, many ways…
‘Trump’s acquitted’…ton-night…”

2) (Brian Brandt) – “MSNBC: Santa appears at Trump rally. Millions of Democrats tell their children that he doesn’t exist.

3) (yetanotherjohn) – “It’s nice to see the secret service getting into the spirit of the season.

4) (Rick Adams) – “Isn’t Santa supposed to be at that other rally, the one promising all the free stuff?

5) (DJD60_TX) – “Santa is bringing Trump a second term, two more SCOTUS appointments, a trade deal with China, and more winning.

Santa is leaving the Democrats with lumps of coal, indictments against former FBI officials, and an empty bank account at the DNC.

6) (RockThisTown) – “Are the PC police going to arrest us if we sing ‘I’m dreaming of a white Christmas . . ‘?

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Retired military) – “Santa waves goodbye to Hillary’s chances of ever being President.

Honorable Mention(s):

(rodney dill) – ““and keep an eye out for E-bernie-zer Scrooge”

(fustian24) – “Let’s hope all those nasty democrats get a lump of Durham in their stockings this year!

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Paul Hooson) – “What’s Santa doing after this appearance?

Looking for a Ho? Ho? Ho?…

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(Joe_Miller) – “The best present Santa ever brought…Hillary not being President.

Best Banter Weight:

(Blues Harper) – “We should have known Trump was Santa.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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