Sorry for the delay, the day got away from me… It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners for this week and last week will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?”
Just watch your waistline melt away! The “Who Would Eat This Crap” Diet never fails!
The Liberal Burger: Sure, it’s expensive, but you’re supposed to feel good eating it because it has lots of green.
OMGWTFBBQ!
What? Don’t blame me. I’m the victim here. No one shoulda sold me a burger I couldn’t afford. It’s not my fault. Now you’re gonna have to pay for it… Uh, can I get that to go?
Fast food stocks dove another 90% today as the former chief and Peta and nominee to the head of the newly established Department of Veganism testified today. Congressional members heard that the new mandatory prices for fast food chainss where in line with where the administration thought they should be.
Would you like an apple pie widdat? Would you like an apple pie widdat? Ding! Fries are done. Ding! Fries are done. Diiinngg! Fries are done.
Crap sandwich with a side of arrugula: the new American taxpayers’ diet. Eat up, suckers!
“Due to the horrible economy, we at the Academy of Arts and Sciences needs to scrimp this year, so the annual Oscar dinner is high on grease, low on nutrition and even lower on taste…that will be $1000 a plate please.”
Christmas miracle: local man sees image of Easter Bunny in burger
Harold and Kumar are moving up in the world.
Randolph and Mortimer: “We’re Back!!!”
When one of Helen Thomas’ new breast implants slipped out and landed on the plate dinner abruptly ended.
It’s a Festivus Miracle
Michelle Obama explains, “Now that my Barak has been elected, the poor and the homeless will be able to eat like this EVERY day and not just on weekends and special occasions.”
Would You like some grey poupon with that?
Michael Moores appetizer.
Ms. Winfrey, time for Your 3 am feeding.
“Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they charge for arugula?”
Waiter, there appears to be a dead frog on my sandwich.
“I’ve got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches – it’s either very new cheese or very old meat.” Oscar Madison in “The Odd Couple” by Neil Simon.
The Bailout Burger: If you can’t afford to pay for it after eating it, then just ask the government for a bailout. Recommended by Chrysler, GM and the UAW.
Obama Speech Special: No calories, just garnish.
If you stare at it long enough, you can see a hammer and sickle in our TARP Burger.
It the Marxist burger: you’ll have it our way!
Ms. Winfrey, time for Your 4:18 am snack. Sorry were late.
Ugh, messy.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.