Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of January 12, 2018

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ brought out another round of great captions AND comments about captions. Thanks to suggestions from last week’s comments about the winners from Mary Gehman and yetanotherjohn, we are adding a new category: Best Banter Weight. This refers to the best caption/comment made in response to a caption. We have two winners per place this week thanks to the impressive number of posts on the thread; however, given the shtstorm brought on by the alleged shthole comment, choosing a Most Inappropriate just won’t be appropriate or possible this week. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Mary Gehman) – “We already have ‘finger-pointing’…what we need now is ‘much nashing of teeth” , some ‘wailing’ and some ‘hand-wringing’…”

(Retired military) – Trump “So you want me to apologize to folks who dress up as vaginas, wear pink pussy hats, and call their political oppenents teabaggers. Get the fuck out of here”

2) (Pretzel_Logic) – That country. That one there. It’s a shithole too.

(SeanSorrentino) – Hey you, from the shithole country! You’re Fired!

3) (Rick Adams) – Apparently he’s all out of bubblegum.

(guido81_MA) – Shut up and listen before I switch to a different finger.

4) (RockThisTown) – “That’s where they’re NOT putting the Obama library.”

(Paul Hooson) – Once again, the President sets the tone for the nation, and the caption contest…

5) (Wild_Willie) – “Chucky, pull my finger!”

‘(Joe_Miller) – It’s Friday, and that hand gesture you’ve seen your entire life, is racist now.

6) (Mike) – “Center field. Upper deck.”

(Scorpion) – Let me be clear. If shit was electricity, those countries would be powerhouses.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(fustian24) – I’d like to recognize Senator Feinstein from the shit-hole state of California.

Honorable Mention(s):

(Kenny Moore) – The President points the way to “peace and prosperity”. Dems claim he said “piss and perversity”.

(RadiCalMan) – Isn’t America Great! I get to live rent free in their little heads and one of these days, the swamp is going to explode and I’m going to walk across the fruited plain smelling like roses!

(cathymv) – Hey look!!! I can see North Korea from the Oval Office!!

Best Reuse of the Caption of Choice for the Trump Administration:

(rodney dill) – “Look…. over there…. It’s Hillary, still not being the President.”

(Eric Steel) – And Hillary is not the president of that shthole country, or that shthole country…

Too Soon Award:
(Brian Brandt) – . . and General Kelly, get an emergency shipment of Prozac out to the Hawaiian Islands.

Best Banter Weight:
(Mary Gehman) – …don’t let all the spackle fool ya’
Glory, Glory Holelujah!
Dry-wallers. marching on!

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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