Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners November 18, 2016

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smashing success. When you look up major policy failures in the history books in fifty years, that photo will feature prominently. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (EricSteel) – “Ich bin ein bullshitter!

(fustian 24) – “I DID have one brief conversation with Hillary.

She told me to stick James Comey up my bung hole and if there was any room at all left over I was to shove John Podesta up there with him.

Then she told me I could “f***” myself with a red-hot chainsaw drenched in Republican feces and the blood of Julian Assange.

She seemed, I dunno, a little peeved still.

(Joe_Miller) – ““Who are you talking to?”

“It’s Jake. From State Farm.”

2) (TheyTukRJobz) – “Obama, phoning it in for 7 years and 10 months and counting.

(Bird666) – “Checkpoint Charlatan

(Mike) – “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what kind of idiot will ruin your country for eight years!

3) (Olsoljer) – “Hello Merkel? It’s me again! Hehehehe, are you nekkid?

(Rock ThisTown) – ““May I speak to Mr. Soros, please. Yes, I’ll hold.”

(rodney dill) – ““It’s 11:59… Do you know where your legacy is?”

4) (Rick Adams) – “Axis of Fail.

(Stephen Macklin) – “Chancellor Angela Merkel informed President Obama today that he was welcome to immigrate to Germany.

(yetanotherjohn) – “What happened?
I don’t know, he just froze like that when the teleprompter blew.

5) (Diogenes the Deplorable) – “..and I did it….My Wayyyyy!

(cathymv) – “Well, we know its not 3am…. Obama doesn’t answer those calls!!

(Paul Hooson) – “Proof positive that some public figures make me better appreciate the painful distraction caused by my shingles outbreak….

6) (LocalMalcontent) – “Obama: “Sorry, Hillary, but Angela said ‘No’ to you asking for asylum in her country, too…”

(Rodney G. Graves) – “Calling his imaginary friends on his imaginary phone…

…at least they take his calls.

(Brian Brandt) – “Rachel? Card Member Services? Why yes, I would like a lower rate on 19 trillion in debt.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(guido81_MA) – “Urkel & Merkel.

Good Sport Award:

(David Robertson) – “Merkel: “Barack, now that Trump has won, how does the crow taste?”

Obama: “I’ll call Wizbang blogger David Robertson to find out.”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Mary Gehman) – ““…There’s a phone call for Mike Hunt…”

(Retired military) – “Offstage
Biden “Hey has anyone seen Barrack around? He is late for his meeting with that fatass Merkel”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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