(1) David Blaine introduces reporters to Jacko Ono, his new mail-order geisha bride.
(2) David Blaine and Michael Jackson announce plans for Blaine’s greatest trick to date: to make the last twenty years of Michael’s career disappear. “It’ll be just like Thriller was released yesterday when I’m done,” explained Blaine.
The happy couple prepares to cut the cake…
Michael, could you tell me the name of your plastic surgeon again?
Two possible captions come to mind:
(1) David Blaine introduces reporters to Jacko Ono, his new mail-order geisha bride.
(2) David Blaine and Michael Jackson announce plans for Blaine’s greatest trick to date: to make the last twenty years of Michael’s career disappear. “It’ll be just like Thriller was released yesterday when I’m done,” explained Blaine.
A passable likeness of me, Madame Tussaud, but I do think the nose could use a little work.
Oooo, look, monkeyboy has his own monkey.
This pic begs to be photoshopped.
The direct opposite of the Brittney-Madonna kiss.
“Concentrate, Michael! Bending your gender is much harder than bending spoons. CONCENTRATE!”
I simply explained how much they could save in makeup cost alone and just like that you’re the new star of ‘Planet of the Apes IV”