Weekend Caption Contest™

8 Comments

1. Susie September 5, 2003

   The happy couple prepares to cut the cake…
2. Jeff McCune September 5, 2003

   Michael, could you tell me the name of your plastic surgeon again?
3. Matthew September 5, 2003

   Two possible captions come to mind:

   (1) David Blaine introduces reporters to Jacko Ono, his new mail-order geisha bride.

   (2) David Blaine and Michael Jackson announce plans for Blaine’s greatest trick to date: to make the last twenty years of Michael’s career disappear. “It’ll be just like Thriller was released yesterday when I’m done,” explained Blaine.
4. Harvey September 5, 2003

   A passable likeness of me, Madame Tussaud, but I do think the nose could use a little work.
5. mog September 5, 2003

   Oooo, look, monkeyboy has his own monkey.

   This pic begs to be photoshopped.
6. Steven September 5, 2003

   The direct opposite of the Brittney-Madonna kiss.
7. Fritz September 5, 2003

   “Concentrate, Michael! Bending your gender is much harder than bending spoons. CONCENTRATE!”
8. Mark November 1, 2003

   I simply explained how much they could save in makeup cost alone and just like that you’re the new star of ‘Planet of the Apes IV”