This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ is a special MAGA edition! We have triple winners per place due to going over 300 captions. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (guido81_MA) – “Orange is the new black.”
(rodney dill) – “MSM revels as they get the Donald grabbing another pussy on camera.”
(fustian24) – “I’m taking your pen AND your phone.
With Congress.
And the Supreme Court”
2) (yetanotherjohn) – “… this was the moment when the rise of the red tape began to slow and our country began to heal; this was the moment when we stopped losing wars and secured our nation and restored our image as the last, best hope on earth.”
(Rock ThisTown) – ““Mr. President, I promise to follow your lead & blame my predecessor for everything that goes wrong over the next 8 years.””
(Mary Gehman) – ““Why don’t you and your family stay for dinner tonight, Barrack. We’re having crow with a side of sour grapes…””
3) (TheyTukRJobz) – “Deplorable Me and Despicable Me, together at last.”
(Paul Hooson) – “HELL FREEZES OVER?”
(Retired military) – “Off Camera Joe Biden was heard to say
“Hey who is that Hot Russian sitting with Michelle. I offered to show her how we could grow stronger together and the secret service threw me out of the room. And when is Hillary supposed to get here?””
4) (Rick Adams) – “TRUMPED.”
(RadiCalMan) – “OK Barry, it’s time for you to go back to your real profession of being a community dis-organizer.”
(Olsoljer) – “Elections have consequences Barack, you may pardon the skank but you can’t pardon yourself.”
5) (Par4Course) – “Trump counts his fingers after shaking hands with Obama.”
(Porkopolis) – “Lincoln Oversees the Civil Chore”
(cathymv) – “So, Obama, you know what I campaigned on right? Vetting muslims coming into this country. I am going to institute EXTREME vetting. So, I hear Kenya is really nice this time of year! Say Hello to your brother too! His house is the one with the Trump/Pence sign on it, You can’t miss it!”
6) (Joe_Miller) – “So where’s Hillary you’re probably asking. Well, Grandma got run over by a reindeer.”
(pennywit) – ““Be careful. Vladimir like to use tongue.””
(PBunyan) – “Trump: “So, did you and Hillary get your tickets to Argentina yet?””
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Bird666) – “You’re fired!”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(RestlessLegs) – “Small hands meet big dick.”
(fustian24) – “If this doesn’t give you a great big ol’ Schadenboner, I dunno what will!”
And a special plate of crow goes to David Robertson. #NeverSayNever
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
