Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another monster smash hit. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:


Here are the winning entries:

1) (Retired military) – Obama: “Well I just found out about the border situation when I read about it in the paper this morning. I want you to know that I am mad as hell about this mess caused by Bush and global warming. Every one of these immigrants should get umm could you move to the left a bit, you are standing in front of the teleprompter, umm now where was I . Oh yeah. Should get free birth control. The do nothing House needs to stop obstructing things and pass a tax increase to help build bridges and roads which will help solve this humanitarian crisis. And I am going to work tirelessly to find out who else is responsible for this mess and hold them accountable. Just as soon as we finish this game. Your shot.

2) (cathymv) – “Is it Special Olympics time already?

3) (Bird666) – “Having to avoid the black ball until the end is racist. I’m putting it in now.

4) (fustian24) – “Pool is easy. Watch me sink this white ball again.

5) (FormerlyAnonymous) – “Hickenlooper does a double-take as he hears Obama whisper ‘Constitution in the side pocket.’

6) (sarahconnor2) – “Pool cues are the new fiddles.

The Readers Choice Award goes to:

(Rodney Dill) – “The Hustler

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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