Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was smashing success. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:


Here are the winning entries:

1) (guido81_MA) – “Where my Ho, Ho, Ho’s be at?

2) (fustian24) – “More rapid than eagles his fly girls they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and call’d them by name:
‘Now, Ebony! Now, Precious! Now, Aliyah, and Vixen!
On, Vaniqua! On, Joynisha! On, Dashondra and Quanisha!’

3) (The_Weege_99) – “Damn straight Megyn’s getting a sackful of coal.

4) (Par4Course) – “If you like your white Santa, you can keep your white Santa, period.!” – NOT

5) (Pretzel__Logic) – “It’s Twooo It’s Twooo

6) (EricSteel) – “Chrisamas has been bery bery good to me!

The Readers Choice Award goes to:

(Paul Hooson) – “They say that Santa is a bad mother fu,,,,
Shut your mouth…

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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