It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“See kids, this is Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel ceiling. During the off season, he’d often throw in the walls for free…”.
“With my teleprompter the text scrolls so I don’t have to use my fingers to help me read.”
As with any Obama situation, there’s always a greenie lurking.
“You see kids.. It’s almost like I’m reaching into your rooms 24/7 to keep you safe! I am Barack the benevolent..”
“This is the new presidential donk limo when it gets back from the shop…”.
“As for you and your house kids, you will serve the BORG!”
Now we will go into how to steal all of the money from the “Rich”
I did it, and you can, too. Type your name here. Look at that! You now have a diploma from Columbia University!
“Look kids, that cat was the evil leader of the Furred Reich during WWII…That’s your history lesson for today”.
“This here kids is how Webster’s Dictionary Online defines impeachment…”.
Obama “see this proves your parents emailed the principal about your behavior in school”
Obama “see they have no devised a teleprompter which is plugged directly into my brain so I dont need a screen anymore”
Kid “See the 2nd amendment says the right to bear arms”
Obama “You cant believe everything you see on the internet”
Obama “See the curriculum right here talks about the joys of fisting”
Now we know why Obama doesn’t use a computer or a cellphone.
Boy “see right here it shows you that 1 + 1 = 2.”
Obama “well addition is harder than subtraction”
Just push that button right there and it will take your $10,000 donation for your photo op with me 🙂
“Look, there they go poking fun at me again in that Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™”
“Is this a teleprompter?”
So you’re saying I should have the IRS manage health care, NSA manage the FCC, and Homeland Security should weed the Rose Garden? That’s… that’s BRILLIANT!
Obama “I am just checking the NSA database. My aide says he emailed my speech to me”
Obama: Let me show you how to make a phony Certificate of Live Birth document.
Absolutely everything in the entire world is in here. Except my school records…
Obama “see hit this button and you can donate your college fund to my campaign fund”
“No we don’t use the internet to spy on American people…. but your mom is HOT!”
A virus deleted your hard drive, but don’t worry, I’m sure it’s backed up…..VERY SURE INDEED!
Al Gore invented this here Internet. Joe Biden talks about how FDR used this here Internet to check the stock market in 1929. Bill Clinton uses this here Internet to watch porn. I use this here Internet to keep my enemi….er, I mean, to keep America’s enemies at bay.
Let me be clear, it was THIS YouTube video that caused the massacre at Benghazi.
“I like this caption by ‘RestlessLegs.'”
See here, you will never reach the end of the Internet. . .It’s All About Me Me Me!
“See how that picture morphs from me to Nixon and back? And to think, people were trying to compare me with Carter.”
“So, as you can see, if someone says ‘he must have pictures’ they are absolutely correct.”
I think we know now why Rodney Dill gets audited every year.
Not wanting to do it himself, Captain Kirk sent two nameless, red-shirt wearing crewmen to confront the creature that destroyed America. As usual, they were never seen again.
Is……that Waldo??
Adam reaches out for his god.
“Scroll to the bottom, I want to see Paul Hooson’s jokes.”
That’s where they usually end up. A lot of people hate me and my jokes. ….I must be doing something right to offend that many people. Just doing the Lord’s work I guess….
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.