Last Weekend’s Caption Contest™ Winners

Last week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit. The assignment last week was to caption the following picture:

Shoppers beg sales assistants for perfume products in Selfridges on the morning of the Boxing Day sales in London. Retailers in recent years have started sales online on Christmas Day, ahead of the clearances in stores from Boxing Day, but are increasingly launching their online offers before Christmas after delivery deadlines for the day have passed. REUTERS/Olivia Harris (BRITAIN - Tags: BUSINESS

Here are the winning entries:

1) (John H) – “Just think how wonderful the world would be if women were in charge. No selfishness, no aggression, meaningful dialog over everything. Sigh.

2) (Rodney Dill) – “The 47% now demand their payment for electing Obama.

3) (Dan Melson) – “Obamacare recipients hoping to score an actual “free” appointment with a doctor – any doctor

4) (fustian24) – “Apparently, there are still a few idiots that haven’t heard of Amazon.

5) (Baron Von Ottomatic) – “Ladies, if you want something to put behind your ears that will really get a man excited try your ankles.

6) (Wild_Willie) – “Democrats chanting: Gimme, gimme, gimme…

The Readers Choice Award last week went to John H’s winning entry. In its place we offer one more excellernt caption:

(914) – “Sorry! Were fresh out of Lady parts!

Winners for this weekend’s contest will be announced shortly.

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