Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was so good that I had to add an extra winner. Well actually there were two captions I couldn’t pick between for the sixth spot so I declared a tie. There were so many excellent captions that I heartily recommend that you go read all of the entries. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

President Barack Obama holds a baby while greeting guests during an Independence Day celebration on the South Lawn of the White House, July 4, 2012. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (David Robertson) – “One stinks and needs to be changed. The other is a baby.

2) (herddog505) – “And what’s this little burden’s name?

3) (Cecil Bordages) – Baby: “I hope he doesn’t think I”m a dog!

4) (djdrummond) – “Mister Obama discovers yet another candidate more qualified than himself to be President of the United States.

5) (Thomas Gaskin) – “Years later looking in his mom’s scrapbook, Timothy finally learned why he was afraid of clowns

6 (tie)) (GarandFan) – “Just wait and see the surprise I have in store for YOU! You’re grandkids will be paying on the debt I’ve created over the last 4 years!

6 (tie)) (914) – “Hey kid’ you didn’t create all this debt! Someone else did that for You!

The Readers Choice Award this week went to David Robertson’s winning entry. In its place I offer this best take on the “You Didn’t Build That” meme:

(fustian24) – “— look, if you’ve had a kid, you didn’t do that on your own. You didn’t get there on your own. I’m always struck by people who think, well, it must be because I made love to a member of the opposite sex. There are a lot of smart gay people out there having sex with their partners. It must be because I worked harder than everybody else and wasn’t a complete idiot. Let me tell you something — there are a whole bunch of hardworking people out there on government contraception and they aren’t having children either.

If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great sex worker somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to procreate. Somebody invested in beds and sheets and internet porn. If you’ve got a family — you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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