Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another winner. The assignment last week was to caption the following picture:

President Barack Obama meets with Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner and National Economic Council Director Gene Sperling in the Oval Office, Aug. 5, 2011. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

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Here are the winning entries:

1) (Hank_M) – “Here are your clothes for today.

2) (PBunyan) – “Obama is still mesmerized every day when Geithner shows him the “disconnected thumb” magic trick.

3) (Porkulus Chopius) – “Mr. President. May I present to you Paul Krugman. I keep him in my vest pocket. You may borrow him whenever you wish. Simply scratch his little gnome head and he spews Nobel Prize winning pablum, just like you.

4) (McGehee) – “The grande is only this big. If you want the large you order a venti.”
“But I did order a large and they gave me a small.”
“Again — and please pay attention…

5) (retired.military) – “This is how much better of a President that Carter was compared to you.

6) (Rodney Dill) – “The good news is we’re only in deep sh*t up to our ankles, the bad news is we’re upside down.

The Readers Choice Award this week went Hank_M’s winning entry. In its place I offer another personal favorite:

(Joe_Miller) – “No, I’m pretty sure this is how you do the hand jive.

That’s all for last weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday.

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