It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
One of these things has a lot to learn when they grow up, has no fiscal
sense, looks at the world with great naivite, is content to play mindless
games all day, cries when they don’t get their way, and the other is a baby.
Obama “Someone get me a blank voter registration card and a pen”
Obama to campaign aide. “Quick get a camera. When this kid starts crying
snap a picture. We can use it in an ad to blame Romney for it”
“Welcome to the Nanny State. You can call me Obamama.”
“Don’t worry, Julia. Because of my policies, the federal government is going to take care of you from cradle to grave.”
“…and remember instead of saving for your future college education, your parents can donate to my Presidential election campaign.”
Obama: “I’m declaring you a new endangered species…”:
Kid: (***barf***)
Harry Reid: “Dibs on fondl… uh, holding him next.”
One has a pantload.
One is a pantload.
Obama: “Joe, I’ll shake the baby, you pick up the loose change.”
Yo, Mr. President, I left a critique of your administration in my didies.
You better hope the missus don’t run out of dogs!
Thank Allah you didn’t get to punish one of my daughters!
“…and what the hell is that smell!!!!”
Obama: “Has he been burped yet?”
Mama: “Nope, not yet.”
Baby: (thinking) “GOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!”
“Today I’d like to talk about… The economy… uh, Unemployment… uh, Medical care costs… uh, Education Debt crisis… Oh LOOK, CUTE BABY.”
Hey dad guess what? You didn’t make this.
Did you know that in Wichita this is considered child molestation?
“How about I go dangle you from my hotel balcony now?”
97…98…99…
“Now when Romney picks you up like this, don’t forget to pee on him.”
“Okay kid, let’s see if I can make this basket”
“Believe me, I’d rather have you as my running mate.”
I dropped the baby… I don’t know why.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.