Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smashing success. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Incoming House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) kisses outgoing House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) after she handed over the speaker's gavel to Boehner on the opening day of the 112th United States Congress on Capitol Hill in Washington, January 5, 2011. Republicans are taking control of the U.S. House of Representatives since winning a majority in the November U.S. Congressional mid-term elections. (Reuters)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Hawk777) – “Hack and tan.

2) (PapaWhisky) – “Seconds afterward, Pelosi recoiled in terror, realizing that two of the worst things in life for a liberal had just occurred: being kissed by a Republican and standing next to an American Flag.

3) (jbinnou) – “Enjoy those commercial flights home, Nancy.

4) (sarahconnor2) – “In keeping with her party’s exploits while she was House Speaker, Pelosi is shown stealing Boehner’s wallet during Wednesday’s ceremonies.

5) (PBunyan) – “Unfortunately Speaker Boehner was unable to talk for some time after this because his lips were paralized by the Botox.

6) (Peter F.) – “I taste Botox.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Gmac) – “Kissing ass.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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