It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“I am waiting on Morgan Freeman to jump up and say “fight, fight with Barrack Obama””
“and in conclusion I would remind the Congressman Oscar nominations are always appreciated”
“well Mr President, if you really want to be in movies your wife’s bicep routine should help. Hell, it worked for me”
No no. I’m Kevin Costner. Dennis Hopper is dead.
Actually, my Indian name is “Leaks with oil”.
“If Congress doesn’t do as I say, I’ll make WATERWORLD II”.
“Why don’t you just add vinegar to it and sell it to arugula boy.”
“And after we hear from Mr. Costner and Mr. Cameron, Mr. Larry Flynt will testify about his ideas for getting the oil out of the Gulf.”
“Big star, BIG placecard…..now, Senator,
I’ll sit up as straight as I can so we can see
each other.”
“Senator, please address me as MISTER Costner! I’ve worked long and hard to gain that title,
…..no need to call me ma’am!”
“I demand that James Earl Jones sit at my side
here to explain my cockamamie theory….but
basically, YES……If you build it, it(the oil) will go.”
“Kicking Bird recommends wild rice stalks and
pussy-willow to absorb the oil. Sounds like a
plan to me!”
Man, I used to think I was younger than this guy?/
If I ever get liberal please shoot me!
“Blah blah blah!! And I voted for Barry!!”
My boat….
Some of you may be smart enough to remember another capable-of-multi-tasking actor who passed this way: The name Ronald Wilson Reagan ring a bell?
It’s my understanding that the President wanted to hear what I had to say, Senator … at least that’s what “A Message in the Bottle” I found said.
“No, Sir. When I played the part of Robin Hood, I did not actually take money away from people. What do you think I am, a member of Congress?”
“I wish to thank Congress for making “Water World” look good in comparison.”
“Well, the Great Manitou has great wisdom,
and could be summoned by any of your commit-
tees if they don wolfskin robes and smoke
the sacred weed….and a vulture sacrifice
would sweeten the pot. That’s my best advice.”
“Yes, Senator…I AM an honorary Arapaho….
and no, Senator, that is NOT Motown street
slang!”
“to give you an idea as to the extent of the disaster in the gulf, I have prepared a special calculation. Waterworld is 136 minutes, the gulf oil disaster has been going on since April 20. That makes the event the equivalent of 572 Waterworlds in a row…and growing.”
“And another great idea was voiced to me not two moons ago by an old girl-friend, Peggy Sioux, when I was her bodyguard……”
“I call it Waterworld 2: The kick ass sequal”
Mr President, I think you need a bigger boat.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.