Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of April 5, 2024

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ put Biden photos to shame. Maybe the Dems should run the gator.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (cathymv) – “Is it Florida man Friday already??

(McGeehee) – “It ain’t legal huntin’ alligator down I’m the swamp, Amos. Try the golf course instead.

2) (rodney dill) – “After introducing his new pet, Manfred the Wonderdog, at a Press Conference, Joe Biden could no longer be found.

(ulley) – ““Man these Rory Mcllroy tantrums are getting worse.”

3) (2klbofun) – “Gotta be Florida, here in Louisiana, that gator would have been in somebody’s gumbo pot before the first tee shot.

(Joe_Miller) – “Is Disney making an Easter Bunny movie?

4)(914) – “Nancy Pelosi on her way to confiscate Mar E abc Lago!

(Brian Brandt) – “Not to be outdone by Governor Abbot bussing illegals to Martha’s Vineyard, Governor Desantis sends all Florida’s alligators to Disney World.

5) (RadiCalMan) – “Letitia James takes a tour of the Trump National Golf Club Bedminster to see if she can evict Trump before November!

(vern_bachman) –

6) (TheyTukRJobz) – “Older man standing (on right): “Well, when I was younger, I’d just hit it with a golf club”
Other man: “Yeah, ok, right. Mashie or niblick?”

(patriciamcc) – “Golfers stand in awe as Trump walks across the golf course.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(yetanotherjohn) – “I say we let him play through.

Best Kamala:

(yetanotherjohn) – “A golf pro was teaching a Kamala how to play golf. He emphasized that you had to clear your mind and concentrate no matter what is happening that might distract you. While lining up a putt, an alligator came on the green and bit the golf pro on the schwanz. The golf pro didn’t react, calmly made his putt and then poked the alligator in the eye to make it let go.
The golf pro turned to Kamala. and asked her if she thought she would be able to do that? She replied “Absolutely, just don’t poke me in the eye like that.”

Best Banter Weight:

(Par4Course) – “Don’t worry, if he bites you, they comp your estate your greens fees.

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(RockThisTown) – ““Honey, a slimy, low-down critter was on the golf course today.”
“Really? Well, which one of The Squad was it?”

Best Reference to a previous caption contest:

(Retired military) – “Now we know where all the budgies went

Most Inappropriate:

(Mary Gehman) – ““If it starts humping your leg, it’s best to just let him finish…”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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