Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another monster hit. There were some pretty great captions that just didn’t make the cut because I can only honor but a few. If you missed them you should really go read through the whole list. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

President Barack Obama meets with Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano and senior administration officials, including National Security Advisor Gen. James Jones, left, in the Oval Office, regarding the situation in the Gulf of Mexico, April 29, 2010. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (DJ Drummond) – “Yes, Mr. President, it IS close to Texas. Therefore, we concur that you should blame the explosion and spill on George W. Bush.

2) (IowaRight) – “Yes Mr. President, that wide open space in the middle is where our people will Photoshop in the zodiac full of Tea Partiers with the explosives…

3) (tomg51) – “Yes, Sir, Homeland Security really is part of your job. I’ll explain with these pictures.

4) (JAT0) – “Focus Mr. President – we’re still on page one of my report.

5) (Pretzel Logic) – “How many of the 57 states are we talking about?

6) (Eric) – “So when do we get to the pictures of me?

The Readers Choice Award this week was a tie between DJ and IowaRight. In it’s place I offer up the next highest vote getter no previously honored:

(zipity) – “You see, if we remove the border guards and the fences, we can guarantee at least 3-5 million more new illegal Democratic voters for the next election. Our comrades at ACORN have assured us they can handle the volume of bogus voter registrations.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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