This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrated Valentine’s Day with Maxine Waters sharing the love she has for your everyday Americans trying to do their jobs.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (rodney dill) – ““Either lick it off or stick it back up your ass, but don’t point it at me.””
AND
(cathymv) – “leftists haven’t learned their lesson yet:”
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2) (RockThisTown) – ““Excuse me, Rep. Waters . . . these doors aren’t unhinged, but you are.””
3) (Kenny Moore) – “[ I love the way this guy looks bored and annoyed, not at all angry or confrontational, just doing his job. ]”
4)(Porkopolis) – “Manic-splaning”
5) (Rodney Graves) – “Another Congressional Harpy met and defeated by a face of stone.”
6) (Paul Hooson) – “Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, it’s the daughter of Joe E. Ross!”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(patriciamcc) – “Unstoppable imbecile meets immovable object.”
Best Blow Variant:
(Blues Harper) – “Preparing to blow the door… guy.”
Best “Yuge and Bigly”:
(Par4Course) – “The DOGE model employee, doing his job firmly and efficiently – and not working from home.”
Best Banter Weight:
(Rick Adams) –
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Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:
(Mary Gehman) – ““I am here to provide Max-imum Security, so if you are ‘Max’, you can’t come in…””
Best “Trump’s Fault”:
(RadiCalMan) – “This is not the Non-education Department anymore! Begone with thee!”
Best “She Who is Still Not POTUS”:
(Retired military) – “Hillary “That should have been me photographed trying to get into the department of Eduation. That could have been me””
Best Reference to a previous caption contest:
(McGeehee) – ““He says he won’t budgie!””
Most Inappropriate:
(vern bachman) –
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That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
