President Obama signed an agreement with Utopia today in which the mythical ideal society agreed to supply the United States with all the goods and services it would need during America’s transition to a system of more government control and less personal responsibility.
Utopia also agreed to take part in an educational exchange program in which dissent would be replaced with an equally distributed admiration for America’s platonic leader.
“Under this inter-idealization agreement,” said Obama, “Utopia has agreed to produce for us whatever used to be the product of individual initiative, the drive for personal fulfillment, and the free enterprise system. I am pleased to sign this fiction into law.”
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Crossposted at Brutally Honest.