Round 7 Results
A Lincoln 10, J Madison 3
J Monroe 0, R Reagan 14
G Cleveland 6, J Adams 7
C Coolidge 10, J Garfield 4
GW Bush 3, T Jefferson 10
T Roosevelt 10, G Ford 3
D Eisenhower 11, H Truman 2
J Polk 12, Fluffy Roadkill 1
DEAD LAST COMPETITION (4th round-robin):
B Obama (0-3, 1-1) 4, C Arthur (0-3, 2-1) 9
J Tyler (0-3, 0-2) 8, J Buchanan (0-3, 0-2) 5
M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) -bye-
Round 8 Match-Ups
G Washington (6-0) FIRST FINALIST, bye
A Lincoln (6-1) vs R Reagan (6-1) (SECOND QUARTER-FINAL)
J Madison (5-2) vs J Polk (5-2)
J Monroe (5-2) vs D Eisenhower (5-2)
J Adams (5-2) vs T Roosevelt (5-2)
C Coolidge (5-2) vs T Jefferson (5-2)
DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) vs J Buchanan (0-3, 0-3)
B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2)
C Arthur (0-3, 3-1) -bye-
TIED FOR 12th:
G Cleveland (4-3) ELIMINATED
J Garfield (4-3) ELIMINATED
GW Bush (4-3) ELIMINATED
G Ford (4-3) ELIMINATED
H Truman (4-3) ELIMINATED
Tied for 17th:
H Hoover (3-3)
JQ Adams (3-3)
GH Bush (3-3)
A Jackson (3-3)
Z Taylor (3-3)
W Taft (3-3)
F Roosevelt (3-3)
TIED FOR 24th:
J Kennedy (2-3)
R Nixon (2-3)
M Van Buren (2-3)
A Johnson (2-3)
B Harrison (2-3)
W McKinley (2-3)
R Hayes (2-3)
TIED for 31st:
U Grant (1-3)
L Johnson (1-3)
J Carter (1-3)
W Harding (1-3)
F Pierce (1-3)
WH Harrison (1-3)
W Wilson (1-3)
B Clinton (1-3)
As always , this is a triple-elimination tournament with pairings set up by initial random draws. This is not to be taken seriously, but to exercise perspectives of how different Presidents faced their duties, crises, and opportunities.
No live animals were harmed in the creation of this post. Horrific images conjured from the febrile and malicious mind of AlGore’s eco-nightmares were used for the scary bits.
A Lincoln (6-1) vs R Reagan (6-1) (SECOND QUARTER-FINAL) – Lincoln
J Madison (5-2) vs J Polk (5-2) – Madison
J Monroe (5-2) vs D Eisenhower (5-2) – Monroe
J Adams (5-2) vs T Roosevelt (5-2) – Adams
C Coolidge (5-2) vs T Jefferson (5-2) – Jefferson
DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) vs J Buchanan (0-3, 0-3) – Buchanan
B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2) – Tyler
C Arthur (0-3, 3-1) -bye-
A Lincoln (6-1) vs R Reagan (6-1) – Reagan
J Madison (5-2) vs J Polk (5-2) – Polk
J Monroe (5-2) vs D Eisenhower (5-2) – Monroe
J Adams (5-2) vs T Roosevelt (5-2) – Adams
C Coolidge (5-2) vs T Jefferson (5-2) – Jefferson
DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) vs J Buchanan (0-3, 0-3) – Buchanan
B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2) – Obama
C Arthur (0-3, 3-1) -bye-
Round 8 Match-Ups
G Washington (6-0) FIRST FINALIST, bye
A Lincoln (6-1) vs R Reagan (6-1) (SECOND QUARTER-FINAL) Reagan
J Madison (5-2) vs J Polk (5-2) – Madison
J Monroe (5-2) vs D Eisenhower (5-2) – Eisenhower
J Adams (5-2) vs T Roosevelt (5-2) – Adams
C Coolidge (5-2) vs T Jefferson (5-2) – Jefferson
DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) vs J Buchanan (0-3, 0-3) Fillmore
B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2) Tyler
C Arthur (0-3, 3-1) -bye- Bye
If Barry finishes anywhere but dead last this thing is fixed.. Ha ha ha.
A Lincoln (6-1) vs R Reagan (6-1) Reagan
J Madison (5-2) vs J Polk (5-2) Polk
J Monroe (5-2) vs D Eisenhower (5-2) Ike
J Adams (5-2) vs T Roosevelt (5-2) TR
C Coolidge (5-2) vs T Jefferson (5-2) Jefferson
DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) vs J Buchanan (0-3, 0-3) Buchanan
B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2) Obama
C Arthur (0-3, 3-1) -bye- Bye
A Lincoln (6-1) vs R Reagan (6-1) (SECOND QUARTER-FINAL) Reagan
J Madison (5-2) vs J Polk (5-2) Madison
J Monroe (5-2) vs D Eisenhower (5-2)Monroe
J Adams (5-2) vs T Roosevelt (5-2)Adams
C Coolidge (5-2) vs T Jefferson (5-2)Coolidge
DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) vs J Buchanan (0-3, 0-3)Fillmore
B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2) Tyler
C Arthur (0-3, 3-1) -bye-
Round 8 Match-Ups
G Washington (6-0) FIRST FINALIST, bye
A Lincoln
J Polk
J Monroe
T Roosevelt
C Coolidge
DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
M Fillmore
B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2) – too soon to tell, but probably Tyler
C Arthur (0-3, 3-1) -bye-
A Lincoln
J Madison
J Monroe
T Roosevelt
T Jefferson
DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
J Buchanan
B Obama
C Arthur
R Reagan (6-1)
J Madison (5-2)
J Monroe (5-2)
T Roosevelt (5-2)
T Jefferson (5-2)
DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
J Buchanan
B Obama
Lincoln, Polk, Monroe,Roosevelt, Jefferson.
DEad last – Buchanon, Obama
Round 8 Match-Ups
G Washington (6-0) FIRST FINALIST, bye
Go George!
A Lincoln (6-1) vs R Reagan (6-1) (SECOND QUARTER-FINAL) Lincoln, by a long ways
J Madison (5-2) vs J Polk (5-2) Madison
J Monroe (5-2) vs D Eisenhower (5-2) Eisenhower
J Adams (5-2) vs T Roosevelt (5-2) Teddy
C Coolidge (5-2) vs T Jefferson (5-2) Coolidge
DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) vs J Buchanan (0-3, 0-3) Fillmore
B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2) Obama
C Arthur (0-3, 3-1) -bye-
Reagan, Madison, Monroe, Adams, Jefferson
Fillmore, Tyler
Washington
Reagan
Polk
Eisenhower
Roosevelt
Coolidge
I know I didn’t have to vote for George, I wanted to.
Round 8 Match-Ups
A Lincoln (6-1) vs R Reagan (6-1) = Lincoln (by a nose)
J Madison (5-2) vs J Polk (5-2) = Madison (in a squeaker)
J Monroe (5-2) vs D Eisenhower (5-2) = Monroe (in a squeaker)
J Adams (5-2) vs T Roosevelt (5-2) = Roosevelt
C Coolidge (5-2) vs T Jefferson (5-2) = Jefferson (total annihilation)
DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) vs J Buchanan (0-3, 0-3) = Fillmore (No one loses to Buchanan, not even this putz!)
B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2) = Tyler (3 cheers for “His Accidency!”)
G Washington (6-0) FIRST FINALIST, bye
A Lincoln (6-1) vs R Reagan (6-1) REAGAN
J Madison (5-2) vs J Polk (5-2) MADISON
J Monroe (5-2) vs D Eisenhower (5-2) MONROE
J Adams (5-2) vs T Roosevelt (5-2) ROOSEVELT
C Coolidge (5-2) vs T Jefferson (5-2) COOLIDGE
DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) vs J Buchanan (0-3, 0-3) BUCHANAN
B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2) OBAMA
C Arthur (0-3, 3-1) -bye-
R Reagan
J Madison
J Monroe
J Adams
C Coolidge
M Fillmore
J Tyler