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Presidential Head-to-Head Round 7 Results and Round 8 Match-Ups

Presidential Head-to-Head Round 7 Results and Round 8 Match-Ups

February 22, 2010 Fun 15 Comments

What I’m talking about

Round 7 Results
A Lincoln 10, J Madison 3
J Monroe 0, R Reagan 14
G Cleveland 6, J Adams 7
C Coolidge 10, J Garfield 4
GW Bush 3, T Jefferson 10
T Roosevelt 10, G Ford 3
D Eisenhower 11, H Truman 2
J Polk 12, Fluffy Roadkill 1

DEAD LAST COMPETITION (4th round-robin):
B Obama (0-3, 1-1) 4, C Arthur (0-3, 2-1) 9
J Tyler (0-3, 0-2) 8, J Buchanan (0-3, 0-2) 5
M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) -bye-

Round 8 Match-Ups
G Washington (6-0) FIRST FINALIST, bye

A Lincoln (6-1) vs R Reagan (6-1) (SECOND QUARTER-FINAL)

J Madison (5-2) vs J Polk (5-2)
J Monroe (5-2) vs D Eisenhower (5-2)
J Adams (5-2) vs T Roosevelt (5-2)
C Coolidge (5-2) vs T Jefferson (5-2)

DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) vs J Buchanan (0-3, 0-3)
B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2)
C Arthur (0-3, 3-1) -bye-

TIED FOR 12th:
G Cleveland (4-3) ELIMINATED
J Garfield (4-3) ELIMINATED
GW Bush (4-3) ELIMINATED
G Ford (4-3) ELIMINATED
H Truman (4-3) ELIMINATED

Tied for 17th:
H Hoover (3-3)
JQ Adams (3-3)
GH Bush (3-3)
A Jackson (3-3)
Z Taylor (3-3)
W Taft (3-3)
F Roosevelt (3-3)

TIED FOR 24th:
J Kennedy (2-3)
R Nixon (2-3)
M Van Buren (2-3)
A Johnson (2-3)
B Harrison (2-3)
W McKinley (2-3)
R Hayes (2-3)

TIED for 31st:
U Grant (1-3)
L Johnson (1-3)
J Carter (1-3)
W Harding (1-3)
F Pierce (1-3)
WH Harrison (1-3)
W Wilson (1-3)
B Clinton (1-3)

As always , this is a triple-elimination tournament with pairings set up by initial random draws. This is not to be taken seriously, but to exercise perspectives of how different Presidents faced their duties, crises, and opportunities.

No live animals were harmed in the creation of this post. Horrific images conjured from the febrile and malicious mind of AlGore’s eco-nightmares were used for the scary bits.

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15 Comments

  1. WayneM February 22, 2010

    A Lincoln (6-1) vs R Reagan (6-1) (SECOND QUARTER-FINAL) – Lincoln

    J Madison (5-2) vs J Polk (5-2) – Madison
    J Monroe (5-2) vs D Eisenhower (5-2) – Monroe
    J Adams (5-2) vs T Roosevelt (5-2) – Adams
    C Coolidge (5-2) vs T Jefferson (5-2) – Jefferson

    DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
    M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) vs J Buchanan (0-3, 0-3) – Buchanan
    B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2) – Tyler
    C Arthur (0-3, 3-1) -bye-

  2. Mack February 22, 2010

    A Lincoln (6-1) vs R Reagan (6-1) – Reagan
    J Madison (5-2) vs J Polk (5-2) – Polk
    J Monroe (5-2) vs D Eisenhower (5-2) – Monroe
    J Adams (5-2) vs T Roosevelt (5-2) – Adams
    C Coolidge (5-2) vs T Jefferson (5-2) – Jefferson

    DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
    M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) vs J Buchanan (0-3, 0-3) – Buchanan
    B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2) – Obama
    C Arthur (0-3, 3-1) -bye-

  3. 914 February 22, 2010

    Round 8 Match-Ups
    G Washington (6-0) FIRST FINALIST, bye

    A Lincoln (6-1) vs R Reagan (6-1) (SECOND QUARTER-FINAL) Reagan

    J Madison (5-2) vs J Polk (5-2) – Madison
    J Monroe (5-2) vs D Eisenhower (5-2) – Eisenhower
    J Adams (5-2) vs T Roosevelt (5-2) – Adams
    C Coolidge (5-2) vs T Jefferson (5-2) – Jefferson

    DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
    M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) vs J Buchanan (0-3, 0-3) Fillmore
    B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2) Tyler
    C Arthur (0-3, 3-1) -bye- Bye

    If Barry finishes anywhere but dead last this thing is fixed.. Ha ha ha.

  4. simkeith February 22, 2010

    A Lincoln (6-1) vs R Reagan (6-1) Reagan
    J Madison (5-2) vs J Polk (5-2) Polk
    J Monroe (5-2) vs D Eisenhower (5-2) Ike
    J Adams (5-2) vs T Roosevelt (5-2) TR
    C Coolidge (5-2) vs T Jefferson (5-2) Jefferson

    DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
    M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) vs J Buchanan (0-3, 0-3) Buchanan
    B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2) Obama
    C Arthur (0-3, 3-1) -bye- Bye

  5. nehemiah February 22, 2010

    A Lincoln (6-1) vs R Reagan (6-1) (SECOND QUARTER-FINAL) Reagan

    J Madison (5-2) vs J Polk (5-2) Madison
    J Monroe (5-2) vs D Eisenhower (5-2)Monroe
    J Adams (5-2) vs T Roosevelt (5-2)Adams
    C Coolidge (5-2) vs T Jefferson (5-2)Coolidge

    DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
    M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) vs J Buchanan (0-3, 0-3)Fillmore
    B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2) Tyler
    C Arthur (0-3, 3-1) -bye-

  6. Jeff Medcalf February 22, 2010

    Round 8 Match-Ups
    G Washington (6-0) FIRST FINALIST, bye

    A Lincoln

    J Polk
    J Monroe
    T Roosevelt
    C Coolidge

    DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
    M Fillmore
    B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2) – too soon to tell, but probably Tyler
    C Arthur (0-3, 3-1) -bye-

  7. kevino February 22, 2010

    A Lincoln
    J Madison
    J Monroe
    T Roosevelt
    T Jefferson

    DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
    J Buchanan
    B Obama
    C Arthur

  8. Clint February 22, 2010

    R Reagan (6-1)

    J Madison (5-2)
    J Monroe (5-2)
    T Roosevelt (5-2)
    T Jefferson (5-2)

    DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
    J Buchanan
    B Obama

  9. Andy T February 22, 2010

    Lincoln, Polk, Monroe,Roosevelt, Jefferson.

    DEad last – Buchanon, Obama

  10. Tony Zbaraschuk February 22, 2010

    Round 8 Match-Ups
    G Washington (6-0) FIRST FINALIST, bye

    Go George!

    A Lincoln (6-1) vs R Reagan (6-1) (SECOND QUARTER-FINAL) Lincoln, by a long ways

    J Madison (5-2) vs J Polk (5-2) Madison
    J Monroe (5-2) vs D Eisenhower (5-2) Eisenhower
    J Adams (5-2) vs T Roosevelt (5-2) Teddy
    C Coolidge (5-2) vs T Jefferson (5-2) Coolidge

    DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
    M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) vs J Buchanan (0-3, 0-3) Fillmore
    B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2) Obama
    C Arthur (0-3, 3-1) -bye-

  11. epador February 22, 2010

    Reagan, Madison, Monroe, Adams, Jefferson

    Fillmore, Tyler

  12. Ken Hahn February 22, 2010

    Washington
    Reagan
    Polk
    Eisenhower
    Roosevelt
    Coolidge
    I know I didn’t have to vote for George, I wanted to.

  13. Mr. Right February 23, 2010

    Round 8 Match-Ups
    A Lincoln (6-1) vs R Reagan (6-1) = Lincoln (by a nose)

    J Madison (5-2) vs J Polk (5-2) = Madison (in a squeaker)
    J Monroe (5-2) vs D Eisenhower (5-2) = Monroe (in a squeaker)
    J Adams (5-2) vs T Roosevelt (5-2) = Roosevelt
    C Coolidge (5-2) vs T Jefferson (5-2) = Jefferson (total annihilation)

    DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
    M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) vs J Buchanan (0-3, 0-3) = Fillmore (No one loses to Buchanan, not even this putz!)
    B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2) = Tyler (3 cheers for “His Accidency!”)

  14. Mike M. February 23, 2010

    G Washington (6-0) FIRST FINALIST, bye

    A Lincoln (6-1) vs R Reagan (6-1) REAGAN

    J Madison (5-2) vs J Polk (5-2) MADISON
    J Monroe (5-2) vs D Eisenhower (5-2) MONROE
    J Adams (5-2) vs T Roosevelt (5-2) ROOSEVELT
    C Coolidge (5-2) vs T Jefferson (5-2) COOLIDGE

    DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
    M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) vs J Buchanan (0-3, 0-3) BUCHANAN
    B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2) OBAMA
    C Arthur (0-3, 3-1) -bye-

  15. P. Bunyan February 24, 2010

    R Reagan

    J Madison
    J Monroe
    J Adams
    C Coolidge

    M Fillmore
    J Tyler