Presidential Head-to-Head Round 7 Results and Round 8 Match-Ups

DJ Drummond February 22, 2010 Fun 15 Comments

Round 7 Results
A Lincoln 10, J Madison 3
J Monroe 0, R Reagan 14
G Cleveland 6, J Adams 7
C Coolidge 10, J Garfield 4
GW Bush 3, T Jefferson 10
T Roosevelt 10, G Ford 3
D Eisenhower 11, H Truman 2
J Polk 12, Fluffy Roadkill 1

DEAD LAST COMPETITION (4th round-robin):
B Obama (0-3, 1-1) 4, C Arthur (0-3, 2-1) 9
J Tyler (0-3, 0-2) 8, J Buchanan (0-3, 0-2) 5
M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) -bye-

Round 8 Match-Ups
G Washington (6-0) FIRST FINALIST, bye

A Lincoln (6-1) vs R Reagan (6-1) (SECOND QUARTER-FINAL)

J Madison (5-2) vs J Polk (5-2)
J Monroe (5-2) vs D Eisenhower (5-2)
J Adams (5-2) vs T Roosevelt (5-2)
C Coolidge (5-2) vs T Jefferson (5-2)

DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) vs J Buchanan (0-3, 0-3)
B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2)
C Arthur (0-3, 3-1) -bye-

TIED FOR 12th:
G Cleveland (4-3) ELIMINATED
J Garfield (4-3) ELIMINATED
GW Bush (4-3) ELIMINATED
G Ford (4-3) ELIMINATED
H Truman (4-3) ELIMINATED

Tied for 17th:
H Hoover (3-3)
JQ Adams (3-3)
GH Bush (3-3)
A Jackson (3-3)
Z Taylor (3-3)
W Taft (3-3)
F Roosevelt (3-3)

TIED FOR 24th:
J Kennedy (2-3)
R Nixon (2-3)
M Van Buren (2-3)
A Johnson (2-3)
B Harrison (2-3)
W McKinley (2-3)
R Hayes (2-3)

TIED for 31st:
U Grant (1-3)
L Johnson (1-3)
J Carter (1-3)
W Harding (1-3)
F Pierce (1-3)
WH Harrison (1-3)
W Wilson (1-3)
B Clinton (1-3)

As always , this is a triple-elimination tournament with pairings set up by initial random draws. This is not to be taken seriously, but to exercise perspectives of how different Presidents faced their duties, crises, and opportunities.

No live animals were harmed in the creation of this post. Horrific images conjured from the febrile and malicious mind of AlGore’s eco-nightmares were used for the scary bits.

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WayneM February 22, 2010
A Lincoln (6-1) vs R Reagan (6-1) (SECOND QUARTER-FINAL) – Lincoln
J Madison (5-2) vs J Polk (5-2) – Madison
J Monroe (5-2) vs D Eisenhower (5-2) – Monroe
J Adams (5-2) vs T Roosevelt (5-2) – Adams
C Coolidge (5-2) vs T Jefferson (5-2) – Jefferson
DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) vs J Buchanan (0-3, 0-3) – Buchanan
B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2) – Tyler
C Arthur (0-3, 3-1) -bye-
Mack February 22, 2010
A Lincoln (6-1) vs R Reagan (6-1) – Reagan
J Madison (5-2) vs J Polk (5-2) – Polk
J Monroe (5-2) vs D Eisenhower (5-2) – Monroe
J Adams (5-2) vs T Roosevelt (5-2) – Adams
C Coolidge (5-2) vs T Jefferson (5-2) – Jefferson
DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) vs J Buchanan (0-3, 0-3) – Buchanan
B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2) – Obama
C Arthur (0-3, 3-1) -bye-
914 February 22, 2010
Round 8 Match-Ups
G Washington (6-0) FIRST FINALIST, bye
A Lincoln (6-1) vs R Reagan (6-1) (SECOND QUARTER-FINAL) Reagan
J Madison (5-2) vs J Polk (5-2) – Madison
J Monroe (5-2) vs D Eisenhower (5-2) – Eisenhower
J Adams (5-2) vs T Roosevelt (5-2) – Adams
C Coolidge (5-2) vs T Jefferson (5-2) – Jefferson
DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) vs J Buchanan (0-3, 0-3) Fillmore
B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2) Tyler
C Arthur (0-3, 3-1) -bye- Bye
If Barry finishes anywhere but dead last this thing is fixed.. Ha ha ha.
simkeith February 22, 2010
A Lincoln (6-1) vs R Reagan (6-1) Reagan
J Madison (5-2) vs J Polk (5-2) Polk
J Monroe (5-2) vs D Eisenhower (5-2) Ike
J Adams (5-2) vs T Roosevelt (5-2) TR
C Coolidge (5-2) vs T Jefferson (5-2) Jefferson
DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) vs J Buchanan (0-3, 0-3) Buchanan
B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2) Obama
C Arthur (0-3, 3-1) -bye- Bye
nehemiah February 22, 2010
A Lincoln (6-1) vs R Reagan (6-1) (SECOND QUARTER-FINAL) Reagan
J Madison (5-2) vs J Polk (5-2) Madison
J Monroe (5-2) vs D Eisenhower (5-2)Monroe
J Adams (5-2) vs T Roosevelt (5-2)Adams
C Coolidge (5-2) vs T Jefferson (5-2)Coolidge
DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) vs J Buchanan (0-3, 0-3)Fillmore
B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2) Tyler
C Arthur (0-3, 3-1) -bye-
Jeff Medcalf February 22, 2010
Round 8 Match-Ups
G Washington (6-0) FIRST FINALIST, bye
A Lincoln
J Polk
J Monroe
T Roosevelt
C Coolidge
DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
M Fillmore
B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2) – too soon to tell, but probably Tyler
C Arthur (0-3, 3-1) -bye-
kevino February 22, 2010
A Lincoln
J Madison
J Monroe
T Roosevelt
T Jefferson
DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
J Buchanan
B Obama
C Arthur
Clint February 22, 2010
R Reagan (6-1)
J Madison (5-2)
J Monroe (5-2)
T Roosevelt (5-2)
T Jefferson (5-2)
DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
J Buchanan
B Obama
Andy T February 22, 2010
Lincoln, Polk, Monroe,Roosevelt, Jefferson.
DEad last – Buchanon, Obama
Tony Zbaraschuk February 22, 2010
Round 8 Match-Ups
G Washington (6-0) FIRST FINALIST, bye
Go George!
A Lincoln (6-1) vs R Reagan (6-1) (SECOND QUARTER-FINAL) Lincoln, by a long ways
J Madison (5-2) vs J Polk (5-2) Madison
J Monroe (5-2) vs D Eisenhower (5-2) Eisenhower
J Adams (5-2) vs T Roosevelt (5-2) Teddy
C Coolidge (5-2) vs T Jefferson (5-2) Coolidge
DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) vs J Buchanan (0-3, 0-3) Fillmore
B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2) Obama
C Arthur (0-3, 3-1) -bye-
epador February 22, 2010
Reagan, Madison, Monroe, Adams, Jefferson
Fillmore, Tyler
Ken Hahn February 22, 2010
Washington
Reagan
Polk
Eisenhower
Roosevelt
Coolidge
I know I didn’t have to vote for George, I wanted to.
Mr. Right February 23, 2010
Round 8 Match-Ups
A Lincoln (6-1) vs R Reagan (6-1) = Lincoln (by a nose)
J Madison (5-2) vs J Polk (5-2) = Madison (in a squeaker)
J Monroe (5-2) vs D Eisenhower (5-2) = Monroe (in a squeaker)
J Adams (5-2) vs T Roosevelt (5-2) = Roosevelt
C Coolidge (5-2) vs T Jefferson (5-2) = Jefferson (total annihilation)
DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) vs J Buchanan (0-3, 0-3) = Fillmore (No one loses to Buchanan, not even this putz!)
B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2) = Tyler (3 cheers for “His Accidency!”)
Mike M. February 23, 2010
G Washington (6-0) FIRST FINALIST, bye
A Lincoln (6-1) vs R Reagan (6-1) REAGAN
J Madison (5-2) vs J Polk (5-2) MADISON
J Monroe (5-2) vs D Eisenhower (5-2) MONROE
J Adams (5-2) vs T Roosevelt (5-2) ROOSEVELT
C Coolidge (5-2) vs T Jefferson (5-2) COOLIDGE
DEAD LAST COMPETITION (5th round-robin):
M Fillmore (0-3, 3-0) vs J Buchanan (0-3, 0-3) BUCHANAN
B Obama (0-3, 1-2) vs J Tyler (0-3, 1-2) OBAMA
C Arthur (0-3, 3-1) -bye-
P. Bunyan February 24, 2010
R Reagan
J Madison
J Monroe
J Adams
C Coolidge
M Fillmore
J Tyler

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