Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

U.S. President Barack Obama makes statements to outline steps the U.S. government is taking to try to shore up airline security at the White House in Washington January 7, 2010. Obama took responsibility on Thursday for security lapses that led to an attempted Christmas Day bombing on a Detroit-bound plane and ordered steps taken to plug gaps. REUTERS/Jason Reed (UNITED STATES - Tags: POLITICS CIVIL UNREST)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Sir Toby Belch) – “…and the transcript will show I delivered this speech without ONE M/F’n BIT of Negro jargon!

2) (Rodney Dill) – “You’d do it for Randolph Scott!

3) (fustian) – “…and let me be clear, they hate us because we don’t have universal health care and an aggressive policy on global warming.

4) (Stephan) – “Oh, look! One microphone for each side of his mouth.

5) (iwogisdead) – “President Obama, in an angry statement today, warned Al Qaeda to never, ever again interfere with one of his vacations with an attempted terrorist attack.

6) (SCSIwuzzy) – “Let me explain this for you: You put your lips together, like this. Then. Kiss. My. Ass.
Anyone else have a question about C-Span or other so-called campaign promises? That’s what I thought.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(IowaRight) – “The Ultimate Man Caused Disaster…

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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